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I hate when super fat girls call themselves voluptuous, thick or curvy.
shut up! she’s just big boned!
It’s glandulaaaaar! *sobs*
I’ve got a glandular ploblem!
Ive never seen a fat skeleton.
she’s about as curvy as a zip-lock bag of cottage cheese.
They always say “curves are beautiful” And I’d suggest “Oh yeah, how about a few that don’t squish out of your clothes?
Body Type: Hutt
^This.
Look at the size of that orange cup in the background. Shows she can swallow quite a bit. And her legs are already spread and ready to go! Go get her guys, she’s a keeper
I would venture to say that it’s been a long time since her legs got together. Oh she’s a keeper alright, mostly because she won’t fit out the door!
Umm no natalie, remember us men are naturally shallow on top of the competitive drive all men have to be better than all the other guys (yes even us nice guys that for some reason even chicks we barely know trust us) so even a nice guy would either, a) shudder at the mere thought of that or b) laugh the person out of the room, frankly i would rather stay single than be with a girl like that so if I was doing online dating and walked in and saw her I would try to make an excuse that doesn’t hurt their feelings and run away so fast after that you could see a dust trail
I was being sarcastic lol i would doubt there would be any way in hell anyone would be with her.
You don’t venture outside much, do you?
Shallow? I’m a girl and I wouldn’t call it shallow. Everyone has their tastes and limits. I wouldn’t date a guy that fat either. I would not date a walking skeleton (by that I mean underfed) but I wouldn’t date someone three times or more my size either.
I think it’s stupid to lie like that. You just end up being rejected anyways, so what’s the point? :/
Voluptuous? More like voluminous!
She could loose that fat in just 3-4 years of daily workout and diet. Hang in there baby,
Or one day with a knife and a serving spoon.
This is why I gave up on dating sites. I was honest. I listed myself as an “average” body type even though it wouldn’t be a stretch to call myself “athletic” or “skinny”. Then people like this would also call themselves “average”. Makes everyone think that everyone listed as average is a pig and if you call yourself skinny, then you are lying. Fat people ruin everything.
What is sad is that they don’t only lie to everyone else, but also to themselves. They will never be able to lose all their weight if they can’t say “I’m fat, now what do I do?”. I myself don’t try dating websites for that reason too. I would put myself in curvy, but because it’s a body type and I’m in my healthy weight. (but I’m far from being athletic! XD I have noodles for muscles, but that’s my fault!)
That’s actually exactly what I did. I used to be fat. Not like the mammoth in the picture, but about 25 pounds overweight. I said to myself one day. ” This is only going to get worse if I don’t fix it. Where do I start?” Now, 2 years later, I dropped 35 pounds and participate in Tough Mudder and Warrior Dash events often. The key is admitting it to yourself and committing to change.
If you live in the US, then that would be close to average, technically.
Thats why when I bothered with online dating I’d mentality size women up a category if the didn’t have a clear picture.
Also, notice how over weight women get terms like, curvy, voluptuous, and BBW, while guys get terms like obese, and heavy set.
sniff. smell that?
They’d have to still have a figure to be BBW.
hey I know! Let’s submit a lot of memes about how hot is is when women are mostly naked and have “hot” figures, then memes criticizing how “sick” it is when they’re fat! Then vote that sh*t up so it can make the front page, then let’s ask how come there are no girls on memebase!
I’m a girl! And your farts are the worst!
I’m gonna take a giant leap and guess you’re butt-hurt because you’re fat too. Get over it, this is the internet.
This woman (Donna Simpson) is actually married. She is going for the world record of largest living woman. Her goal is 1,000 lbs.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nj_woman_attempting_to_become_world_pco3O4qPWiCg3yjEWaxx9N
A wild Snorlax appeared!
My question is why does every one use Inigo instead of Westley?
the man on this pic plays Gideon in Criminal Minds!! He should be used to strange sights and things not being what they say that are lol