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Away With You, Foul Serpent!
I lie below.
You float above
In the pretty white ships
That I’ve been dreaming of.
Great to see I wasn’t the only one that got the Jonathan Coulton reference!
You’re not the only one.
This makes me so very happy. I saw JoCo in concert twice. He is tres awesome.
This guy gets what’s going on. Approved.
And I’d like to swim beside you
Getting dizzy in your wake
Getting close enough to touch you
Getting brave enough to take
you into my arms
And bring you down to be with me
I cant do that thing anymore
I can’t be the thing I was before
Mabey I am better off alone
Because I crush everything
My body’s strong
My will is weak
I’ve got pretty nice arms
But I HATE my beak
Only Jonathan Coulton can make a song from the point of view of the Kraken be really, really sad.
Wanna know of what thing I’ve seen enought?
Yeah, I’m going to go ahead and eliminate grammar and spelling lessons from the array of possibilities.
are you thinking about japanese animated adult cartoons, so you can predict future?
I’ve seen enough hugs…
I’m going to go ahead and eliminate grammar and spelling lessons from the array of possibilities.
reply fail
Ask everybody I have hugged, and you’ll find out you’d rather be hugged by the kraken than by me.
perhaps you should stop dry-humping mid-hug
Isn’t that…one of the pirates from Wind Waker?
That’s what I thought, too.
Aw, poor squid. I’D HUG YOU.
Poor octopus.
I’D CALL YOU BY YOUR REAL SPECIES.
Octopus: Now a species.
Octopoda, sorry, but I’ve decided not to call you by your correct taxonomical classification.
Isn’t this by Perry Bible Fellowship?
now i is sad
Hey guys, I know – let’s take someone’s copyrighted work, remove their watermarks and put it on Comixed, where it’ll get a Comixed watermark!
For those reading who may be confused: the title of this post and some of the comments are referencing Jonathan Coulton’s song “I Crush Everything”. It is a super great song!
JoCo FTW!
The sailors remind me of LoZ: Wind Waker. Maybe I’m just crazy, it HAS been a while since I played it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZBmcSBoRAE&ob=av2e exactly what I thought when i saw this
That’s so sad…
Anyone know where this is actually from or who originally made this so I can go give the original artist props?
It’s by Scott Maynard over at Happle Tea: http://www.happletea.com/
they want to hug EVERY PART of you
Especially the parts inside of you.
Jonathan Coulton FTW!
I love the reference to Bob Eggleton’s Kraken.
Awww! I cried when I saw this, it’s so sad!
How did this get any thumbs down?
Akilyos lol.