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  1. 7plusminus2 says:

    Stick pen to tape to rewind?

  2. VergeofChaos says:

    Using the pencil to wind the tape.

  3. Troll says:

    FIRST

    • Troll Hunter says:

      Fail.

    • jj says:

      oh god i remember !

    • me says:

      CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I BET NOW YOU CAN DIE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Rewinder says:

    Used for turning back time, songs or even games in prehistoric computers.
    Where’s my 100 internets and what do I do with them?

    • Mrmaginz says:

      Use some of them to buy my latest book:
      WHAT TO DO WITH 69 INTERNETS!
      And yes, I will want those internets in the package they arrived in.

  5. jesus says:

    Pencil is to rewind the tape.

  6. AdIsHoR says:

    be kind, rewind :D

  7. xpozitron says:

    Rewinding the cassettes using the pencil. I did that to save battery in walkman. Now I feel old.

  8. stefko says:

    Are those some old 3D glasses?

  9. Kirua says:

    Please don’t awaken an army of Captain Obvious..

  10. benchecki says:

    First and i know the answer :)
    Its called rewind on todays electrical devices :D

  11. Bram says:

    It’s for:

    Winding the tape.
    Label the cassette.

    (DUH)

  12. stacy says:

    wow you sure know how to make a lady feel old

  13. GeeBee says:

    I will make sure they DO

  14. asdfghjkl says:

    pfft whatever, I just have to point out to those that don’t get it, you use the pencil to rewind the tape. It’s obvious

    • SEV says:

      Nope. The pencil is wind (not rewind) the tape, when it unravels, which it likes to do frequently. Hence why, you’d always see unraveled tape on the side of roads-people would just get pissed off and throw it out the window.

  15. asdfghjkl says:

    pfft whatever, I just have to point out to those that don’t get it, you use the pencil to rewind the tape. It’s obvious…

  16. srec says:

    You use the pencil to write the songs in the tape, obviously.

  17. Lilli says:

    The pencil is to rewind the tape if you can’t rewind it in a tape player.
    I’m 13. Ha.

    • Confused says:

      Tapes were double sided dumb ass, no need to rewind, just turn it over. Try not to fail so much next time.

      • tageslicht says:

        Thats nice if you don’t care what you are listening too, but if you want to hear the same side again, you WILL have to rewind it, you moron
        (you’re dumber than a 13 year old…omg)

        • Confused says:

          All cassette players had fast forward, but not all had rewind. You could fast forward after turning the tape over and then rewind…..but I can tell you’ve never seen one as you are too young.

      • realityisoverrated says:

        Pretty easy to act all tough to a username on the internet, eh?

        • Sluttyfartblast says:

          You’re only saying that ’cause is your *rse is out of kicking distance, loser!

          PS Just kidding, really, you’re a winner and you know it!

          PPS Just kidding. Loser!

      • Mavennica says:

        You can’t rewind the tape in the player after the player has eaten the tape, dumbass. If you were lucky enough to get your tape out of the player intact, the tape inside the cassette would be spilled out like eviscerated intestines. You would use the pencil to wind the tape back into the cassette, the whole time praying that Duran Duran was still playable.

    • Feckyeah says:

      But… But… I always used my fingers to rewind it!

  18. Rachel says:

    It’s not just to rewind the tape. The pencil was a necessary tool for those inevitable times when the tape player would catch the tape and pull it loose from the cassette. You would carefully disengage the tape from the mechanism, then use the pencil to rewind it all back into the cassette. If the tape broke, you could still salvage it if you had steady hands and a small piece of scotch tape, but it would always have a slight skip in the music.

  19. Didi says:

    It says OUR CHILDREN, not KIDS TODAY

  20. Whats the connection between Tape and nail polisher :D

  21. Shaun says:

    Use the pencil to wind the tape past the clear part to start recording at where the actual tape begins.

    • Kapow says:

      THIS is the correct answer. I still have a bunch of my mix tapes. I no longer have a cassette player, but I have the tapes. They were a lot of work!

      Batteries were never so expensive that you would actually rewind by hand, unless you were stupid and bought one of those tiny sets that used the watch batteries.

  22. J-Fo says:

    My pinky always worked best.

  23. Way too old apparently says:

    The pencil is not use to “REWIND” the tape youngans….
    The pencil was used to wind the tape when the ribbon overspooled or got caught. Rewinding a tape with a pencil…..ha

    -100 internets for the lot of you!

    • dood says:

      i have this old super mario brothers tape from random house, and i had to do that a couple times. not fun.

    • Aqua says:

      Oh, you CAN rewind but I would only recommend that if you have too much spare time and absolutely nothing else to do.

  24. Poljo1337 says:

    wrong.. pencil is used to fix the tape when the player chews it out of the box.. like this
    http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/photohome/photohome0606/photohome060600004/432673-a-cassette-player-with-chewed-tape.jpg

  25. Sid says:

    the graphite is to wipe the tape ;)

  26. blegh says:

    I’m 17 and I know the link…

    It’s also pretty obvious.

  27. Dr.Sid says:

    It’s easy .. tap was REWRITABLE medium .. I found that on wikipedia ..

  28. Trickster says:

    I remember:
    The pencil was used for drawing some comics while waiting on the f**king radio to finally play the song you were waiting all day for so that you can record it.

  29. Anon says:

    Easiest Internetz I ever won.

  30. mii says:

    rewind? i did that with my player. but the tape got pulled out of the plastic case by one of those cheap players, a pencil was my weapon of choice to repair it. and i also used a pencil to break out the little plastic bits that enabled rewriting the tape, whenever i felt that the tape i just made was THE S**T.

  31. Belle says:

    Umm, duh. The tape is to record the conversation leading up to you putting the pencil inside of your government representative to be later used as blackmail.

    Do kids these days know nothing?

  32. Dojoharmony says:

    I actually thought the pencil was for writing stuff on the white strip at the top of the cassette tape

  33. Sachiel says:

    They will never know what is a 3,5″ floppy….

  34. Spock says:

    I just used my pinkie. Sure it hurt a little, but it worked.

    • Sluttyfartblast says:

      Is that because back then the only readily available lube was vaseline, and it always made you walk a bit funny afterwards if you used it? I’m sure you’ve graduated to a much more moment-enhancing prostate stimulator now that water-based lubes are dominating the marketplace for that sort of thing.

  35. CommanderCoyler says:

    You’re all wrong, pencil is to retract the tape back into the case when it inevitably makes a bid for freedom

  36. Zombie says:

    It’s ever so obviously to make sexualy innuendos

  37. Taping over the ‘anti copy’ parts of the cassette to copy an old game. . wait you need the manual to complete the anti piracy questions? curse you 1980′s

  38. Yup says:

    Two things; use the pencil to write ON the tape, as most tape players can rewind them. Or at least, the tape player we used to have when I was a kid could rewind it.

  39. Captain Charisma says:

    What about Laserdisc, they wouldn’t know what it is.

    • Medley says:

      i do. im 14 and we still have our old Laserdisc player and some Laserdisc movies.

      p.s. you use the pencil to rewinde the cassette when the tape comes out.

    • Zombie Victim says:

      Ha ha, my teacher used a few Laserdiscs last year, and I was likely the only kid that knew what the f**K that was.

  40. Sigsten says:

    They are both made of carbon, duh!

    • geologist says:

      graphite != ferric oxide. come to think of it, neither are made of carbon. and you should trust me, i’m a geologist

  41. cj says:

    either used to rewind the tape or competly f**k someones favorite cassett up

  42. Justin says:

    Magnets right?

    • futboi81 says:

      which part of a pencil contains magnets, captain mormon?

      • Sluttyfartblast says:

        Duh! The whole thing is a magnet. I can prove it: using the magnetic field of the Earth, attempt to discharge pencil object from the field with violent force (use a rubber band to fling it if too lazy to throw it up) and watch as its magnetic force draws the entire planet towards it until they stick together. This also proves that everything, even babies, are magnets as well, not just pencils. Here endeth todays lesson.

      • L says:

        Maybe he refer to the magnetic tape inside the cassette. By the way how do they works?

  43. Moxto says:

    I’m sad now :C

  44. On says:

    When I was small I wondered why the hexagonal pencils fit so well, as if they were designed to be used that way.

    • Sluttyfartblast says:

      It’s actually the other way round. Pencils were designed long before the portable cassette tape, so they simply designed the spools to be the same or similar size for convenience when they realised just how easily tape players would attempt to eat the ribbon.

  45. Aust says:

    If the tape unravels, you use a pencil to wind it back up. Too bad you can’t do that with VHS tapes

  46. Spiralise says:

    I always used a biro.

    And for all those dissing the cassette, when it went wrong we had a good chance of fixing it. Not like a CD, nor MP3.

    • Belle says:

      Fortunately, I can make perfect backups of CDs and MP3s which don’t degrade over time or with additional copies.

  47. some dude says:

    never needed a pencil
    always used my fingers

  48. Brock Peters says:

    I thought we used the pencil to write my own music on the tape?

    Ba-dum-ba-bum!

  49. Lil' Jon says:

    I don’t know what the middle one is.

  50. JP says:

    Thank you for the 100 internets… and the feeling of being superb old

  51. zoemew says:

    I understand it. You use both to record data!

  52. Dean says:

    To rewind the tape AND to clean the tape heads.

  53. Feral Boy says:

    You want some OLD tech? First IBM terminal controller I had to work with needed a PAPER TAPE READER in order to reload the firmware!

  54. Confused says:

    So wrong….some pencils were too thin, whereas BIC Biros were exactly the right size.

    High speed dub anyone? Can’t do that with MP3′s….oh wait, never mind.

  55. Rizwan Takkhar says:

    We would use the pencil to wind the tape! OMG I LOVE THE INTERNETS.

  56. hil says:

    the pencil is used to rewind the tape

    … GASP, I’M OLD.

  57. Robinis says:

    The good old and simpler times.. :)

    • Belle says:

      Yeah, back when your storage medium constantly threatened you with coming undone and temporarily unusable (possibly permanently, if you were too rough with it) leaving you with only degraded copies, had you thought to previously make them. Now, when a program crashes, we have to quit it and double-click on the file again to get our tunes back. Damn you, technology!

  58. Gundark7 says:

    I feel like I should lose internets for getting this.

    • SquallCloud9 says:

      I feel like I should lose internets for NOT getting this. And I did it ALL THE TIME with my tapes. lol

  59. Nuclear Bastard says:

    I’m not sure my son will even know what an audio cassette is, much less how to fix it.

  60. Pancake says:

    Aughh. I remember trying to rewind or wind those things with my finger..

  61. Strfox says:

    I bought a cassette today! Good old ‘Riki Sorsa’ is never gonna let me down!

  62. hehe says:

    what the fish is a pencil?

  63. LewR says:

    For music class, I am releasing a ‘Djent’ prog. EP, and just to piss everyone off, including the teacher… guess what the release format will be?

    • Zombie Victim says:

      If you really want to give them a hard time, put it on vinyl. Let’s see them find something to play THAT on.

      • Sluttyfartblast says:

        Actually, I frequently see USB pluggable record players for sale in heaps of different places. Ebay for a start, even Aldis had one for sale not long ago. They are also the preferred standard choice for just about every DJ… so, I guess you really are the victim after all.

    • Belle says:

      Guess who will never be heard of by anyone, ever?

  64. blkcat says:

    the sad thing is, i didn’t start officially using a usb drive until i got to highschool; and im 19 right now :| , i actually brought a floppy disk to school cuz i needed to get a paper from it but non of the comps at the library had a slot for the floppies; lucky my english teacher did but man…..i felt really stupid and old fashioned

  65. wtf9000 says:

    and i’ve always used my pinky to wind the tape as a little boy… >.<

  66. Mary says:

    And thank you for making feel old…..

  67. Flexar says:

    That’s because nobody uses video tapes any more, you bloody hipster.

    • Sluttyfartblast says:

      You mean people actually were able to record VIDEO on these things, when everyone I knew only used them for AUDIO. You bloody genius! I’m off to copy all my VHS movies onto these portable little beauties! Oh dang, guess I’ll also have to plug my walkman into the beta before I can view it on the tube-set. I know, I’ll run it through the movie projector and watch them on the cleanest stained sheet I can find. The bonus? Something to clean up on when I’m, ahem, done.

      • domerdaver says:

        There was indeed a toy video camera that used an audio cassette as the storage medium. Picture quality and recording were what you would expect.

  68. Fauxbuscus says:

    The 100 internets are mine >:D

  69. Achiwa says:

    It’s funny. Being only 13, I still got this on my first guess :P

  70. lostpin says:

    If they’re recorded properly, they actually sound pretty well… :)

  71. Roxane says:

    I WIN THE INTERNETS !!

    Actually I still use tapes in my friend’s car when we’re taking a ride (a pretty old car I must confess). I tape the CDs I own with them.

  72. AllTheTimeEver says:

    I’ll make damn sure my children know what cassettes are. Records too. 8I

  73. prfury says:

    Duh, how else would we not only rewind the tape, but sync it the song we wanted to hear most!

  74. Mekki says:

    … This makes me feel old. D:

  75. thunDaClap says:

    I’m 16 and I got it straight away.

  76. Nicole says:

    Both made out of Graphite…

  77. Durrr says:

    In college you can record a lecture to listen to later and write down if the teacher talks too fast

  78. Blaze016 says:

    I’m 18, used that a lot of times <3

  79. Torch45 says:

    I would just use my thumb and forefinger to rewind it. We never had tape to put on a pencil so it wouldn’t slip out (insert sex joke).

  80. RizzRustbolt says:

    I’ll never buy another auto-reverse walkman again. That shiz never worked.

  81. James Stover says:

    Your ingenuity at work, most , meaning at around 2 billion people, have left this in their pockets and swore never to use that particular part of the brain again. LOL

  82. Anas says:

    nice one man and so true

  83. Mjay Dakid says:

    The pencil is used to record the computer program name and the magazine you found it in after you manually entered the program code into your commodore computer and saved it to the cassette tape. Also to tighten the tape on the reel if it is too loose to run smoothly enough to play the program back into the computer memory.

  84. ... says:

    Im 16 and i know what this is… this isnt that retro. used to do it all the time when i was little

  85. Dr. Strangefart says:

    Yeah, the old #2 pencil was primarily a repair device. You HAD to have it to wind the tape back in unless you had the kind of fingertip control that keeps you from ever being single. I also had a lot of tapes break from constant use. You can take the shell apart, remove the spools, and at the point it broke, mount the tape on an empty spool and save whatever was left. It also hels if you drop a tape in the sink. I unspooled the whole thing, set it on a fan, dried it, cleaned it, and re-spooled it with the pencil. I also tried mounting one in a drill to see if it sped things up. It just destroyed my Green Day tape.

    • Sluttyfartblast says:

      My brother was actually very advanced in his day, he had a proper splicing kit which was a very expensive way of cutting the damaged bit of tape out and sticky-taping them back together, but it worked very well (assuming you didn’t mind the missing bit and a brief moments silence).

  86. Zarrox says:

    !’m 18 and I had a cassestte for my first mp3 player. Sad, but at least i know what the connection is. I’ve won my first internetz.

  87. Excelinor says:

    Duh.. 9gag.com

    post something new already

  88. Inf says:

    Golly Gee, I realised conection between these two immediately, Im old.

  89. AWholeNewLevelOfCrazy says:

    I’m a fifteen year old girl, is it weird that i knew exactly what it was and remember having to rewind cassettes all the time?

  90. Ben Dover says:

    Sigh…you all fail. You use the back of the pencil to clean the ear wax out of your ears so you can hear the tape better. You use the BACK of the pencil because you get better suction…

  91. Zombie Victim says:

    Ah, tapes. Heh. Dad has a drawer full of those, and nothing to play them with. Still has his record collection, too, although he has a record player for them. How many here still use vinyl records?

  92. Timothy says:

    I’m not sure I understand. Did some people use the pencil to fix the tape? I never did that, but that’s my guess.

  93. David says:

    neither will they even know what a tape is

  94. q says:

    That tape is dying. I know him,he’s a friend of mine. Making fun of that tape is like making fun of disabled children, its WRONG. Leave the tape alone, he suffers enough

  95. David says:

    Im 17 and I still know how to link em

  96. David M. says:

    I always felt like I was hurting the tape when I did that…

  97. Beatus Mongous says:

    There sure are a lot of old people on this thread. I’m one of them. Hell, I remember when my 8-track player ate tapes. I hated that. I had a certain pencil that I used when my cassette tapes got eaten.

    But one thing I haven’t figured out is this: Where are all of my cases that my cassette tapes came in?

  98. mooj says:

    Those were the days… when I didn’t feel so dang old!

  99. Sky says:

    Dude, I’m 16 and I know what the connection is. It saved battery if you rewound it using a pen or your finger. Trust me, you haven’t reached the clueless generation yet, not completely.

    • joey says:

      im only 16 but i never owned a cd till i was about 7. before that it was all tapes. i used tapes up until last year when i got an ipod.

    • Sluttyfartblast says:

      I still shake my head at the cluelessness of ANYONE who felt they had to rewind for any more than just one song. Fair enough, some tapes were pretty long, but usually the best ones simply had the B-side on the B-side, and you would listen to that as well, and then the tape was automatically rewound ready to go when you flipped it over. I can’t imagine anyone was so stupid as to waste valuable time and energy rewinding a tape manually, EXCEPT for when it got chewed up from dirty heads.

  100. julestdp says:

    what isn’t great about the pencil shown is its not the trademark ticonderoga #2 pencil that worked the best when the tape needed any sort of winding, re or otherwise.

  101. 11thwarrior says:

    Clueless generations will always be clueless.
    Good ‘ol days manual rewinding… XD

  102. humberto says:

    tools for analogous recording

  103. apedron says:

    Oh god, nostalgia is striking. Good thing is I still have plenty tapes and a walkman!

  104. Ocelotty says:

    Not just to rewind but also the tape was loose or slack on many occasions and the pencil/ pen was great for tightening the tape up so it wouldn’t get chewed up

  105. KONTKOEK says:

    BATTERIES DONT COST S**T. BOOR PITCHES!!

  106. Main Event Jobber says:

    Sweet memories.. This is back when artists and musicians gained more profit before people switch to collecting zips and degraded audio from uploading sites.

    • bang bang says:

      Yes. Signing a contract with a record company that will reproduce your stuff and put it on the market, giving you a ridiculously small amount of money is great. Frigging internet where you can do that by yourself, skipping the corporation bollocks. Wake the frig up.

  107. Sammy says:

    My worst fear was that my cats would get a hold of my stash and go nuts.

    • Sluttyfartblast says:

      This is what happens when you are addicted to smoking cat-nip – which BTW, is a legal herb many people use to withdraw from smoking the proper, albeit illegal, herb.

  108. sjdkhflakjdhfalskjdhfaokjsdb says:

    i think this has a more sexual meaning…

  109. Sapphire says:

    I’m only 20 and now I’m made to feel old because I understand how to get the tape back in after the tape player eats it? That happened with VHS tapes all the time too, and VCRs are THAT long ago. I still demand my 100 internets, though.

  110. hurblurr says:

    i was born in 1996 and even i know this trick

  111. Lolwat? says:

    100 hundred internets should be given to anyone who even uses a tape in the world of ipods.

  112. bang bang says:

    Also… no one EVER rewound tapes with a pencil. Unless they were bored to death. This is about resolving the problem when the tape player tried to eat your cassette. You imbeciles.

  113. mike says:

    write music ?

  114. Se-Mi says:

    actually they’re used for if there is slack in the tape, to tighten it back up. Now the real test: Is there something similar for videocassettes?

  115. Ifeno says:

    Writting down the words to the pokémon rap?

    And since im curious to see what the mods will come up with:

    pickle cheese pony damn woof cow airplane ass bagle ass running floated damn the of Ifeno’s butt semi-colon

  116. Kovah says:

    - Se-Mi

    there is. Its called your pinky finger

  117. Pikachu says:

    Our children will be unable to identify them and their purpose. Then when we explain them our children say something to make us feel REALLY old.

    My 100 internets plz.

  118. REWIND!!! REWIND!!! I did this so many times in the 90′s. and i’m only 19.

  119. Aaditya says:

    The cassette(Tape) is almost outdated so, My child will never see this..
    about pencil they will surely use for various purpose as there will.

  120. lolwutz says:

    its graphite. they both have graphite.

  121. Pyrahmaniak says:

    Got it first glance.

    -Sam age 14

  122. Organs says:

    But….any tape deck I’ve ever used had (has) a rewind button. Why not just use that?

  123. rickicker says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!! XD

    Aaah, memories of those afternoons grumbling to myself as I wound the messed up tape of my Aerosmith cassette. My cassette deck developed a hatred for me during my teenage years, you see.

  124. craig says:

    same colour.

  125. McKrinklez says:

    iClaim: 100 internets, and I don’t have any children!

  126. What word amuses you, moderators? Snail!! says:

    Am I the only one that used to use the pencil to f**k up the tape?

  127. Sarah says:

    To rewind the tape after it has been snagged in the cassette recoreder.

  128. Old School says:

    No one used a pencil. You use your ittlebitty pinky!

  129. Kiba says:

    I’m eighteen but I remember having to wind up a tape with a pencil… we used those til I was like ten years old.

    Whoever made this probably isn’t that old…

  130. vaibhav says:

    want 2 know more about this?

  131. Jessica says:

    This reminds me of the Muppet Babies episode where they try to enter a songwriting contest and Gonzo messes up the tape!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2aLRsq3JRc&feature=player_detailpage#t=370s

  132. Sean says:

    It actually took me a while to work out what the thing on top was. I’m 22.

  133. cmanpaok says:

    i used to use a bic pen,it had a better grip

  134. Zeo says:

    nooo it is not a manual rewind, it is when (somehow) the tape gets pulled out and is all over the place (happened quite often somehow) and you use the pencil to wind the tape back into the cassette. Watch Wall-E and you see him do it with a video cassette

  135. mzdede says:

    u need 2 rewind or fast forward the cassette..ur fingers r too large..jux fix the pencil into the hole n rotate…

  136. Kenan says:

    Damn it, I used to use my finger to rewind.

  137. OT says:

    So f-in what?

  138. Nev says:

    I have a set of head phones on at the mo, listening to my Sharpe audio books on my 1999 “Walkman” tape player!!! I know exactly what the connection is…still use it, to wind up the tape when it get eaten by my decrepit, aged “Walkman”…

  139. PeeKnuckle says:

    The term you knuckleheads are looking for is ‘unspooled’. You used the pencil when the tape became UNspooled, and you used it to REspool the tape so you could play it again.

  140. KisaTigger says:

    I don’t think I ever did this for myself when I listened to tapes, being like five, but I still thought when I saw this, “well the eraser of that pencil is exactly the size of the rewindy things, so… I guess you could rewind it manually…”
    I don’t think this is worth any internets.

  141. Cafwen says:

    And when it didn’t work – and this is a true story – I pulled out all the tape and made a giant spiderweb on my bedroom wall! It was actually pretty cool. Heh heh.

  142. Crazzy_dutch_guy says:

    I have looked for a month or so to find a portable radio with both a cassette deck and a cd deck. they are pretty hard to find here in the Netherlands.

  143. MissJ says:

    When the cassette got old the slack/tension of the tape would get messed up and I’d use a pencil to tighten it back up. I only re-wound the tape in the device, it’s not like it used that much battery juice to do so.

  144. Yella says:

    Pencil rewinds the tape. Where are my internets?

  145. Animality says:

    They’re both white and black, because obviously 240 comments about rewinding thingies

  146. aliloff says:

    This was for when the tape came out of the cassette, if you were lucky you had the pencil before the tape got tangled. Or you were young enough to use your pinky.

    Off, 19
    NAW GIVEZ ME INTERNETZ

  147. Out of curiosity, I showed this to my oldest son (age 9). He read it, frowned, and pointed at the cassette tape and asked “What IS that, by the way?”

    (I, on the other hand, was born in ’64 and can recall putting my fave tape on a pencil and spinning it around to rewind it, thus saving the batteries on my walkman. Cthulhu, I’m old.)

  148. Catacus says:

    I used my pinky. Pencils were for math. Math was (and still is) bad.

  149. diane says:

    This got way more comments than it deserved.

  150. David Bachrach says:

    Both are recording instruments

  151. Gabe says:

    Ah I remember this. *tape player eats tape* take pen go down to AV club. Poke nerd with pen. “Hey nerd! Fix this!”

  152. Catlover09 says:

    Me: Whose children wouldn’t know this?
    “Cool Kid” lol, what’s dat?
    Me: O_o GTFO

  153. Made in the U.S.A says:

    If you were born like ’95 and before you should know this. Damn kids these days.

  154. Doondeka says:

    It’s used to rewind the tape.
    I wish I had a big pencil for when I rewound the VHS tapes :(

  155. g-wrongs says:

    sad cassette would like you to stop poking it in eye :(

  156. Angela says:

    My pinky is too strong!

  157. GuiRitter says:

    I didn’t get it and had to look at comments, then I realized I hadn’t got it because I always used a Bic pen to do it xD

  158. --isobel says:

    There are 323 comments already. Do you have any more sets of internets left? I am sure I should get a set, because I used those exact tools last week in my car when my book on tape went squealy. I pulled it out, whapped it smartly against the dashboard and rewound it a little with my manual rewind tool, whapped it again. Played perfectly when I put it back into the player.

  159. the pencil is being used to rewind the tape.

  160. Phil says:

    I looked at them and realised they are both analog storage devices.

  161. KarachiFrog says:

    Cheap tape players would often catch the tape during eject & cause partial un-ravelling. It had to be re-tightened before the tape could be used again. The pencil was the defacto tool for this & every user of that technology way back then knew about it. Only a dope would use it to rewind a tape completely just for the purpose of listening to the same side again. All tape players had rewind functions.

  162. oldmate says:

    carbon ofc.

  163. Retro says:

    Rule 34 NO EXCEPTIONS!

  164. Heartlesshalo says:

    I just used my fingers……….

  165. Kloud Kat says:

    Pencil rewind!

  166. Stoffel says:

    Sometimes when borrowing your mates cassettes you had to retension the tape by holding the one wheel and using the pencil to tighten the tape or it would get chewed and then you would use the pencil again to “rewind” the tape.
    Have a good day

  167. DJ says:

    the first thing I thought was “communication” –or more specifically — ways to record language. Its a little scary to me that just about everyone here missed that. Which means that whoever wrote that is probably1. my age and 2. right.

  168. lisa says:

    No, no, no…The tape and the pencil were out dated by the computer…and kids will never know it be cause when you mention it…They say, “A What?”

  169. Gunsnwater says:

    Both are used to record words sounds ideas information and yes songs.

  170. RaeJeanne says:

    You need the pencil to rewind the tape sometimes

  171. Mel says:

    Used to pull tape back in. Flip it and FF to end of other side to rewind.

  172. Mel says:

    Last cassette I owned: Aqua…the album with Barbie Girl on it.

  173. Eden Eliott says:

    I’m only 16 and I knew this. XD

  174. McMouse says:

    I weep for our youth.

    • Meeri says:

      I as well. It took me a few minutes, but I barely remember using the pencil to tighten the tape back before I started grade school…which was over a decade ago.

  175. The One says:

    !!!!!YOU GUYS ARE ALL WRONG !!!!!

    THE PENCIL IS TO WRITE THE NAME
    OF THE CONTENTS OR ANY THING YOU WOULD
    PERFER ON THE WHITE BLANK STRIP ON
    THE TOP OF THE TAPE.

    THE GAME :D

    U LOST

  176. Tarah says:

    Am I the only one that first saw “Our children will never know the link between the two” and thought of Harry and Voldemort..

  177. Yarp says:

    Write the name of the artist on the label with the pencil.

  178. Bob says:

    Lol originally I thought it was that they were both black.

  179. David H. Nemat-Nasser says:

    You stick the pencil in to rewind or fast foward.

  180. Sarah says:

    I’m a teenager, and I still have a tape player. And tapes.

  181. Winner says:

    I’m 13, And I got it at first glance, Do i win?

  182. derek says:

    I played video games from these things. Took like 30 minutes to load em. Atari 800 baby.

  183. They keep putting tape decks in cars…

  184. Marty says:

    Rewinding? Nah. It’s for when the tape gets mangled!
    The good old days eh… ?

    • Crazy Cat Lady says:

      Exactly! It’s for when your tape deck eats your cassette. Damn kids these days, don’t know about cassettes….

  185. Padman K says:

    Pencil is used to write content detail of the cassette

  186. shoopdawhoop741 says:

    the answer is superduper obvious. When the tape comes loose, one uses the tip of a pencil to roll it back up

  187. Leo says:

    I didn’t get it, because I used to do that with my fingers … but now I found out about this… damn all the time I could’ve spared ._.

  188. The pencil writes with a ‘lead’ made of graphite.
    The cassette’s plastic tape is coated with graphite.

  189. The pencil and cassette tape both use graphite as a recording medium.

  190. Skully says:

    The gum eraser was also used to clean off electrical contacts in the player, particularly if the batteries were left in too long and there was corrosion. A pencil was an absolute necessity to have around a tape deck.

  191. draelee says:

    this brings back some serious memories. and your right i showed this to my kids and they did not get it at all lol

  192. Mike says:

    disc writing

  193. jimbo says:

    LOLOLOL
    All these noobs think the pencil is for rewinding LOL
    Guess they will never know!!!!

  194. Josh says:

    TL;DR on the comment list, so don’t know if this was already said, but pencils were often too small to properly wind the tape. The preferred weapon of choice is a Bic Stic (now Classic Stic) pin. A Bic Grip Stic will work as well. Round Stic doesn’t work that well.

    I have thousands of tapes, so this is something I’ve learned.

  195. Dave says:

    Everybody here is a hipster

  196. insanitycirl says:

    they’re both black :)

  197. Jemmy350 says:

    Oh god, those things, have to rewind them, that’s why there are 2 sides… but u can use any thing to rewind, but if they get messed up…

  198. Ani C says:

    Ahhh analog days… when you if your tape got damaged, you could open the case, fix/splice the tape, even put the spools in a different case… and stick it into the player and it would play with minimal loss… today, your digital media gets damaged, a company charges you $1000 bucks to recover you pirated software and music, but most of the time it’s gone for good.

  199. Average Joe says:

    I know I’m late but I’m proud to say I get it and I’m fairly young. Turn the reel with the pencil.

  200. Arun Hazra says:

    Nobody are using these two things now. Instead of using cassettes they are using flash drive, memory card,DVD or CD and Instead of using pencil they are using pen.

  201. scross says:

    You need the pencil when the tape player eats your cassette. Kudos to a few of you!
    I still have a few cassettes around noting to play them in though.

  202. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    Pencil? Cassette? What are these mythical devices of which you all speak? Sticking one into another to cause a thing called “Tape” to rewind? Sounds like witchcraft and devilry to me!

  203. The Pencil allows you to write down your ideas. the Tape stores allows you to store them.

  204. LOL- I love it! My 17 year old son actually does know the connection, as we are big 80′s fans here. ;)

  205. 40 Yr old says:

    After you “wound” the tape that pulled out, you would sometimes rewind it in the opposite direction to get the tension right. Couple years ago I used to play my iPod through the tape player in the car using a converter that looked like a tape with a cable connected. New car doesn’t support tapes anymore, but does have a usb cable and iPod link.

  206. L says:

    It’s a trap!

  207. Frank Sieck says:

    Both are used to record data.Fr

  208. Frank Sieck says:

    Both are used to record data.

  209. Cindy says:

    Rewind the tape

  210. hind says:

    the pen could enroll the tape to restore what we love .. anniversary of the adoption of the color of the pen that we carry

  211. Furkan Ercan says:

    The pencil is used to put to one of the holes of the tape and as you turn the pencil you wind the tape back and forth. But be careful as you do that – because sometimes the string inside the tape comes out from the reader part of the tape as you roll the pencil, and if you do not take action it can get really messy.

  212. Schalk says:

    Tape and pencil resembles hard copy. Writing and music turns digital (soft copy)

  213. patch says:

    m agree wid dis..like n its rly true..

  214. arly says:

    OMG I remember using a pencil to wind my tapes back up. I hated when they got stuck in the cassette player!

  215. jarijira says:

    I use to use this method. Only one pencil can rewind 3 cassette at a time. LOL

    • jarijira says:

      And my friend have another idea….
      A reporter use pencil to write down the news from an interview tape.

  216. Bob Williams says:

    Are you associating the tape with the pencil tape winder?

  217. Aasiyah says:

    reminds me of the connection between a VHS tape and a fork. :p

  218. becky says:

    they are both keep RECORDs (recording devices)

  219. When i was young… i never you pencil. I use my little finger to do the job on the cassette…:)

  220. Cici.b25 says:

    I get it…

  221. Rachel says:

    Why, in my day, we didn’t use a fancy rewind button. All of the cool kids could rewind and fast-forward using a pencil or pen.

  222. webber says:

    Also to break the lock off so you can dub over your mums Christmas Carrol tapes.

  223. Sketch-Bat says:

    I’m a fourteen year-old, you use the pencil to reel the tape.

  224. pandagirl912 says:

    Remember my mom and dad doing this when I was younger(good times). I’m 14 and miss it.

  225. D3pr3ss3d3mo says:

    Pencil to rewind cassette
    100 internets are mine!

  226. meepymoof says:

    Hahaha, I thought “Hey, pencil rewinds tape!” but then thought it was too obvious and figured I was wrong.
    BUT I WAS RIGHT.
    I got confused because I never actually rewound a tape with a pencil…I just used to poke them through the holes for fun when I was little.

  227. ari73 says:

    Most cassette tape players have/had rewind/fast-forward functions, so the pencil is *not* for that.

    The tape moves between the two spools and has to be taut.

    The problem is that the as the tape gets moved between two spools, for various reasons one spool would not move fast enough and the tape would get slack. you would see the tape get pushed out the bottom, loose on the spools.

    So you would need to pull out the cassette and tighten the tape, using one or two pencils to hold one spool in place while rotating the other to tigheten the loop.

    A similar problem would be when you have a roll of paper/bedroll/yoga mat is too loose. Same idea – you hold one end tight while pulling/rotating to tighten up the spiral/roll.

  228. Rabbitfish says:

    a note to the next person who comments – I think everything’s been said

  229. jack butler says:

    is this a troll for implying that the pencil goes thou the hole and i guess you all know what that means right
    0-0

  230. Lynx_Ieles says:

    I’m 19 and i still own cassette tapes…
    So I’ve had to rewind them on more than one occasion with a pencil…
    or wind them back up after the player tried to eat them…

  231. lolwhat says:

    I didnt think I got it, because it was so stupid, but I did. Retarded.

  232. 1 IQ Point says:

    Those were the easiest 100 internets I’ve ever won. Now what should I do with them…?

  233. Rachael says:

    I’m 12 and I got it! You use the pencil to rewind the tape. I still do it!

  234. Miek says:

    WHAT THE F**K IS A CASSETTE?!

  235. anon says:

    im 100% positive its to write the name of the band on the cassette.

  236. Fred savage says:

    OK kiddies, listen up cassette tapes would get loose you needed to tighten the tape to prevent the player from eating it, if you want to get to a certain song the RR and FF would be used to get close then the pencil was used to try to find the beginning.

    Now let Cramps finish watching Mattock.

  237. Fred savage says:

    OK kiddies, listen up cassette tapes would get loose you needed to tighten the tape to prevent the player from eating it, if you want to get to a certain song the RR and FF would be used to get close then the pencil was used to try to find the beginning.

    Now let Gram pa finish watching Matlock

    • PsychoDad says:

      Or if the take-up spool got stuck, the tape would all unwind inside the cassette, and you’d have to wind it all back up slowly and carefully on the feed spool so it wouldn’t rip apart or get hung up even worse.

      If you had the high quality cassettes held together with screws you could take the whole thing apart to fix it!

  238. Fred savage says:

    sorry dub post Darned New fangel-ed Internet

  239. darkhorse80 says:

    Where do I pick up my 100 Internets?

  240. abcdefghijk says:

    who still uses tapes anyway

  241. aditya says:

    even i won smtnG

  242. huueeerrpp says:

    mah goodness, im only 17 and i feel old knowing how this goes XD

  243. SOC says:

    hahaha I would use my little finger to do it, didn’t even consider using a pencil…

  244. Buuubba says:

    The pencil was a valuable tool for short windings. To rewind an entire tape I would use a drill with a bit large enough to catch the sprocket. I one unwound a Led Zeppelin tape, turned it over a rewound it back into the case so that it would play backwards and I heard the devil. I’ve never been quite the same.

  245. Ian says:

    Today we’d use a cordless screwdriver to rewind. But no one would be listening anyway (except in my ’93 mazda with the working tape player).

  246. Flight sergeant says:

    Wow the only response this big are in the hall of fame or have to do with D-bags making fun of what others believe.

  247. Dr. Hitler says:

    That’s funny because, I am a 14 year old girl who knows exactly what that is.

  248. TrollingNinja says:

    The number of comments is TOO DAMN HIGH

  249. tessa says:

    What’s funny is that I was listening to one of my old Men at Work cassettes last week when the player spazzed and the tape went everywhere. Then I had to search the house for 15 minutes just to find a non-mechanical pencil to respool it with.

  250. minarri says:

    I always rewound tapes with my fingers.

    Honestly I don’t associate pencils and cassette tapes at all, unless you use the pencil to write the contents on the label.

  251. Cogzwell says:

    put the pencil in one of the holes, can be used to either rewind or retract tape that has stretched out of the cassette.

  252. lissie says:

    well….does that include fourteen year olds…because i know tha link

  253. PencilToTheRescue says:

    tangled up tape?!?!

    pencil to the rescueeeeee!

  254. Katrina says:

    Its annoying that some people think that just cause we are teens we dont know about the “old” days. I know the frickin connection between a pencil and a tape!


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