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Sexy, Sexy Picard!

4koma comic strip - Sexy Sexy, Picard!

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  1. ilol'edmyself says:

    yes he did, at least 5 times

  2. Anonymos says:

    Yeah he has, like 7 times… =/

  3. Douche says:

    I’m first, and what is this?

  4. al says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  5. Kos says:

    Also, the second panel is untrue.

  6. Brian says:

    Are you serious? The only reason the Prime Directive exists is for the TNG crew to violate it.

  7. aric says:

    lol, wil wheaton (@wilw) just tweeted this

  8. Ashley says:

    AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  9. Luis says:

    It should have said, “You know what’s in common between the Prime Directive and your mother”? I violated both!

  10. AmyK says:

    OMFG…I LOL’d so hard at this one. Saving…

  11. libbalo says:

    Was there a ST that didn’t violate the Prime Directive? None come to mind.

  12. Rita says:

    That. Was. Awesome.

  13. Keith says:

    Permission to board!

  14. Sam says:

    Holy crap! My first submission ever!

  15. Charlton Heston says:

    I like how Picard got undressed to deliver his sleazy punchline.

  16. rawrmaster says:

    REALLY good choice for that laid back pimp Picard pic!!!

    Also:
    Power Ranger-Mortal Kombat mashup:
    http://thedailyrawr.com/2011/04/13/go-green/

  17. Anon says:

    Yes he has violated the Prime Directive, at least once to save Wesley’s ass from getting executed.

  18. warmwaterpenguin says:

    1st Submission ever front-pages? BOOSH. Thanks everybody!

  19. Big Eddie says:

    “Wesley, I think you should know… I am your father!”

    Saying that with the Picard accent > Win!

  20. That guy says:

    According to “The Drumhead”, Picard has violated the Prime Directive a total of nine times.

  21. Jon says:

    OH MY FCUKgni DOG! That’s funnier than Martin not scared of dragon.

  22. Comedy Nerd says:

    Even though Picard did violate the Prime Directive on a few occasions, he was a firm believer in the spirit of that law. So I think the joke works.

    Only thing I would change is the “Wesley” in the first panel is on the right of Picard’s head. It’s not visible there, and there is a nice big space between Picard and Wesley’s heads where the text could go. Minor issue for a pretty decent TNG comix.

  23. Suck says:

    I will be forever haunted by that sleazy pic of Picard.

  24. gorance2000 says:

    LOL 666 shares on Facebook.

  25. jc says:

    In “The Drumhead” it was noted that Picard had violated the Prime Directive NINE times. That was less than four seasons in!

    • Amy says:

      Someone should have told Picard it was the Prime Directive and not the “Prime Suggestion if you Feel Like Following It”.

  26. Dave the Pear says:

    It should be “I violate the Prime Directive a lot less often…” or something to that effect.

  27. nemthe says:

    WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. mumstheword says:

    Congrats! Nailed it!

    critics; jealous?


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