Look at his single tooth showing, and at the red eyes. Yes, people used to be pale even before everyone was in love with sparkly happy “vampires”, but this one does look like one of the classics. Sort of.
THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT TAMPONS.
A GIRL PUTS A TAMPON INSIDE OF HER AND WHEN FINISHED WITH THE TAMPON SHE PULLS ON A STRING TO GET IT OUT OF HER BODY.
OMG.
Well, see, you use “i.e.” when your listing something finite. I think that you should have used “e.g.” instead, which is used for a list of things that can go on and on. Putting “i.e. something etc” is completely incorrect.
Actually, ‘i.e.’ stands for “in other words,” and ‘e.g.’ stands for “for example.” So, you use those where those exact words would make sense in the context.
Don’t worry kiddo. You should soon be getting into health class in a few years, and the you will learn stuff about the female anatomy that will blow your mind
So this is probably one of the best f**king jokes I have ever heard. How can people NOT get this? Obviously the people who don’t get it are men who don’t get any. *palmface*
Ok, seriously, funniest thing I have ever seen…then I see like 50 comments explaining it for the good folks browsing in from that cave in the bible belt.
Tampax makes tampons, which exist inside of pussies.
He is like a tampax in that he spends all his time in one vag or another.
Removing a tampon requires pulling a string.
Unfortunately this loosely implies that he is now the go too product for woman being attacked by mother natures ‘gift’. There fore he gets more blood than the red cross.
also suggests that one tampon is shared by multiple women, or that his dong is disposable and bio-degradable.
ew
Tampax makes tampons, which exist inside of pussies.
He is like a tampax in that he spends all his time in one vag or another.
Removing a tampon requires pulling a string.
FIRST!!!!!
Does anyone else think, Commodus looks like a vampire? Especially in his first picture (frame 2). It even looks like he has vampire teeth.
Yeah seriously. The ears and pale skin didn’t help either.
There was something called “pale” before this Vampire-epidemic, not everything that is pale isn’t a vampire…
Look at his single tooth showing, and at the red eyes. Yes, people used to be pale even before everyone was in love with sparkly happy “vampires”, but this one does look like one of the classics. Sort of.
But most if not all Vampires are pale. A lack of sunlight usually has that affect on skin…
or, you know, a lack of blood.
what about Blade?
El Topo FTW with the Blade name drop
Albinism FTW.
Yes!!
Idiot!!!!!!
Bo Burnham did it first.
But ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Not in the slightest.
An internet to you, sir!
Too bad Bo sucks.
Too bad you don’t make near as much money as he does, and you have no skills at all, you probably spend all the money you make on pizza rolls and wow
Actually Jeff Foxworthy did it first.
Wrong again, it was Larry the Cable Guy.
I DONT MOTHERF**KING GET IT.
THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT TAMPONS.
A GIRL PUTS A TAMPON INSIDE OF HER AND WHEN FINISHED WITH THE TAMPON SHE PULLS ON A STRING TO GET IT OUT OF HER BODY.
OMG.
Hint: watch a female remove one.
Black guy in last panel: Wait, I don’t get it.
this is a little weird to me, especially when it’s titled “puppet master.”
A puppet master pulls strings… Get it?
yea I get the concept of it, but I don’t understand why anyone would want to pull on a woman’s tampon string.
How else you gonna get it out to suck on?
do not understand =/
Obviously, you’ve never seen a tampon. It has a string to pull it out.
I think it refers to a g-string
No.
Thank you sir…thank you
Ye that is what I think is just weird. How can one pull some strings (i.e. use his contacts etc.) to make up a joke?
Well, see, you use “i.e.” when your listing something finite. I think that you should have used “e.g.” instead, which is used for a list of things that can go on and on. Putting “i.e. something etc” is completely incorrect.
You’re welcome.
Actually, ‘i.e.’ stands for “in other words,” and ‘e.g.’ stands for “for example.” So, you use those where those exact words would make sense in the context.
Actually “i.e.” stands for in essence.
Actually, “i.e.” stands for the Latin “Id est”, which as Jordan said means “In other words”.
ie is id est, not in essence. moron.
Don’t worry kiddo. You should soon be getting into health class in a few years, and the you will learn stuff about the female anatomy that will blow your mind
No, that’s the day that all the boys get an extra session of recess; remember?
METALLICA!!1
M’terrikkerrr
Seriously people don’t get it? Somebody should take a deep research about how the internet is killing all your neurons
No friggen kidding. The amount of people that need it spelled out for them is depressing.
They taste good with hot tea.
The birth of a new meme…
That’s also how to get tickets to the Kotex Cup and the Tampon 200.
http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=44
Someone is trying to be Bo Burnham….
Commodus, Obey your Master!
I love the last picture of Joaquin.
” I have been zinged. I must now drink the hemlock.”
So this is probably one of the best f**king jokes I have ever heard. How can people NOT get this? Obviously the people who don’t get it are men who don’t get any. *palmface*
Yep. Bo Burnham called, he wants his joke back.
It’s been a while since I actually laughed out loud over something I read on the net.
Nice one!
Ok, seriously, funniest thing I have ever seen…then I see like 50 comments explaining it for the good folks browsing in from that cave in the bible belt.
Tampax makes tampons, which exist inside of pussies.
He is like a tampax in that he spends all his time in one vag or another.
Removing a tampon requires pulling a string.
Unfortunately this loosely implies that he is now the go too product for woman being attacked by mother natures ‘gift’. There fore he gets more blood than the red cross.
also suggests that one tampon is shared by multiple women, or that his dong is disposable and bio-degradable.
ew
stolen from Bo Burnahm
Commodus eats Crowe.
Tampax makes tampons, which exist inside of pussies.
He is like a tampax in that he spends all his time in one vag or another.
Removing a tampon requires pulling a string.
This is seriously the best one I’ve seen so far. I love it, it makes me lol everytime I see it
look up bo burnham
if russel had a caption in the last panel he would probally say
PWNED
I hate you.
lol, at all the people saying it stolen form Bo. Sorry kids, the joke has been around since before Bo’s dad forgot to wear a condom.
Actually watching Russell Crowe [try to] walk in this film you’d swear he had a tampon up his ass!