I don’t know if that was intentional or not but history shows that the Spartan warriors often had homosexual affairs within ranks to bolster their courage and will to fight to save each other from death and that this was encouraged by their leaders as well.
That would be the Theban Sacred Band. That had some 400-500 men in it, all of them gay and in love with each other, and those guys kicked pretty much anyone’s ass. Including a Spartan force some 3 or 4 times larger. Don’t remember where I read it though, so I can’t give a source for this. Sorry.
Yeah uh – I don’t think it was intentional. Greece just says whatever’s on his mind. I guess it’s some sort of superioty complex because Greece is still around. But yeah, what would happen if one soldier had an STD? Hahaha.
Sorry about my English, it’s not my native language…
I have to agree. Although, I admit, I can listen to her stuff when she’s singing in Spanish, which I don’t speak a word of. I can pretend it’s something meaningful and romantic.
The reason i prefer to listen her in spanish is coz im from her same country, and every time she sings in english and acts by popularity… i feel so… anti-cultured, i mean like as if she was denyin where is she from >.>
well like most good looking latin american chicks she jumped on the gravy train by marrying that politician (or his son whatever) look at thalia, early stuff was good but yeah she annoying now and will jump at any popular thing im surprised she hasn’t done anything with those talentless hacks black eyed peas. maybe she’ll do a duet with justin beiber or whoever is du jour in the near future
Why does anyone listen to any pop tart discovered after the creation of Autotune? Because they’re brainwashed into it. But then they wake up and realize these people are tone deaf and only chosen for their body. That’s why the public goes wild over real talent like Susan Boyle. Yet the music industry doesn’t accept the fact we’re sick and tired of tone deaf trash.
Funfact: Shakira does not autotune. So I don’t see where you are coming from here…
Autotuning is still quite a new thing that’s been brought into the industry. And even then it hasn’t been that popular with mainstream artists due to the controversy around it. Pretty sure there aren’t subliminal messages in mainstream media saying “Listen to autuned songs.” So once again I have no idea where you’re coming from when you make that claim that people are “brainwashed into it.
every hip-hop, pop, rap, song, techno, etc. most variants of rock, soul, reggae, and other styles of music that require talent require such talent because they can’t be as easily auto-tuned.
Shakira first released an album in 1990. Autotune has only been around since 1997. There are plenty of stars that won’t go near it (including many good looking ones) and some that use it purely as tool to change the sound rather than as a correction e.g. that Cher song that was everywhere in the late 90s, Believe I think it was called. Get your facts straight before going off on one of your little rants, someone might actually listen then.
S**t. S**TTT. I just wrote a report on how King Leonidas ended bad music forever by kicking Shakira into the pit of death, and you tell me it was fake!??!?1
Damn it. I MEAN DAMN IT ALL. I just wrote a report on how King Leonidas ended bad music forever by kicking Shakira into the pit of death, and you tell me it was fake!??!?1
THIS IS MADNESS!
THIS IS SPARTA!!
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
This is the voice of Fate…
This is YO MAMA.
NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!
(god, why does this ‘sparta’ guy always keep calling…
This is destiny.
CUPCAKES!
THIS IS AWASOME!!
spartans were very ghey
I don’t know if that was intentional or not but history shows that the Spartan warriors often had homosexual affairs within ranks to bolster their courage and will to fight to save each other from death and that this was encouraged by their leaders as well.
That would be the Theban Sacred Band. That had some 400-500 men in it, all of them gay and in love with each other, and those guys kicked pretty much anyone’s ass. Including a Spartan force some 3 or 4 times larger. Don’t remember where I read it though, so I can’t give a source for this. Sorry.
they were rapists?
Yeah uh – I don’t think it was intentional. Greece just says whatever’s on his mind. I guess it’s some sort of superioty complex because Greece is still around. But yeah, what would happen if one soldier had an STD? Hahaha.
Sorry about my English, it’s not my native language…
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you are very ghey
THIS IS SPARTAA!!!
THIS IS NOT VERY GOOD USE OF CLONE STAMP TOOL!
I was thinking the exact same thing
Hehehe, awesome
I still can’t understand why people listen to Shakira.
I can understand watching her music videos with the sound muted, but listening to that tone deaf singing and inane lyrics?
I have to agree. Although, I admit, I can listen to her stuff when she’s singing in Spanish, which I don’t speak a word of. I can pretend it’s something meaningful and romantic.
The reason i prefer to listen her in spanish is coz im from her same country, and every time she sings in english and acts by popularity… i feel so… anti-cultured, i mean like as if she was denyin where is she from >.>
well like most good looking latin american chicks she jumped on the gravy train by marrying that politician (or his son whatever) look at thalia, early stuff was good but yeah she annoying now and will jump at any popular thing im surprised she hasn’t done anything with those talentless hacks black eyed peas. maybe she’ll do a duet with justin beiber or whoever is du jour in the near future
actually, her Spanish songs are meaning full and romantic
whatever. She-wolf is the greatest song of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Thank you. I had no idea at all of who or WTF this was supposed to be (with the exception of King Leonidas).
Apparently I didn’t miss much.
Why does anyone listen to any pop tart discovered after the creation of Autotune? Because they’re brainwashed into it. But then they wake up and realize these people are tone deaf and only chosen for their body. That’s why the public goes wild over real talent like Susan Boyle. Yet the music industry doesn’t accept the fact we’re sick and tired of tone deaf trash.
Funfact: Shakira does not autotune. So I don’t see where you are coming from here…
Autotuning is still quite a new thing that’s been brought into the industry. And even then it hasn’t been that popular with mainstream artists due to the controversy around it. Pretty sure there aren’t subliminal messages in mainstream media saying “Listen to autuned songs.” So once again I have no idea where you’re coming from when you make that claim that people are “brainwashed into it.
Isn’t every song autotuned now? Not to T-Payne/Kayne levels, but just to make the pitch even and perfect throughout?
every hip-hop, pop, rap, song, techno, etc. most variants of rock, soul, reggae, and other styles of music that require talent require such talent because they can’t be as easily auto-tuned.
Susan Boyle real talent
“not equal” fail, shame
Shakira first released an album in 1990. Autotune has only been around since 1997. There are plenty of stars that won’t go near it (including many good looking ones) and some that use it purely as tool to change the sound rather than as a correction e.g. that Cher song that was everywhere in the late 90s, Believe I think it was called. Get your facts straight before going off on one of your little rants, someone might actually listen then.
Yes. Shakira’s songs are terrible.
She used to be great, but her latest stuff is yes, terrible.
It’s cool though, cause she’s still a smokin’ hottie.
not well made, but i lol’d anyway :p
i lol’d
Quite literally.
This is hilarious!
yep,it really make me lol, and I actually like Shakira, a lot
Looks shopped.
Nah.
this is patrick!
No, this is Patrick!
lol
You sir, have just one the internet. http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1732/original/winternet.jpg
FAlcon Kick!!!1!!
Lol. This Is Sparta joke never gets old i guess.
you have to shoot them in the head
Wow, that was breathtakingly bad.
Yes, that is a terrible song.
this was so bad that is was funny ….
Bye bye, Shakira!!!!
I’m sorry, but I can’t take any song seriously that is named “Waka waka”.
Actually…I’m not sorry.
My brother noted that she sounds remarkably like Fozzie when she ‘sings’ it.
THANK YOU.
Seriously, what the focaccia is this crap supposed to mean anyway?
It looks shooped.
lol, when i saw Leonidas face after the ‘cuz this is Africa’, i just knew WTF has going to happen!
Fake and Gay
WHAT?! YOU MEANT THIS WAS FAKE?!
S**t. S**TTT. I just wrote a report on how King Leonidas ended bad music forever by kicking Shakira into the pit of death, and you tell me it was fake!??!?1
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
WHAT?! YOU MEANT THIS WAS FAKE?!
Damn it. I MEAN DAMN IT ALL. I just wrote a report on how King Leonidas ended bad music forever by kicking Shakira into the pit of death, and you tell me it was fake!??!?1
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stop talking about your mom like that
That avatar is awesome.
whenever i hear that song in the radio when it comes to the “cause this is africa” part i always scream: THIS IS SPAAAARTAAAAA!!!!
anyways they say vodka not waka in my mind
Am I the only one that though the first two panels were funnier than the entire strip?
Yes
…. you shoulda replaced leo’s head with pacman.
waka waka … http://jeroly.com/tmp/image/fozzie.jpg (who SHOULD have sung this song)
¡Oigan! no se metan con mi Shakira, ¡¡QUE VIVA COLOMBIA!! (Y)
Pero estuvo bueno el chiste xD