At a local festival, I overheard a girl explaining to the guy she was with that Cedric Diggory died and became Edward Cullen. (He was trying really hard to correct her. Really, he was. I could hear the disdain for sparklies in his voice too.) Considering I was supposed to be campaigning, I had to fight really hard not to start laughing my head off right there.
that’s right twilight fans, we stuck his head on a post in the sunlight. we thought it would kill you but you sparkled instead, making it easy to spot you and kill you with real vampires, not matter what harry potter wins.
Harry potter is cute, wanna f**k him in the ass
Really wanna be f***ed by Harry Potter in the ass… and give a blowjob to voldemort
I know someone who can f**k you in the face.
I know someone who can f%ck your disgusting face.
first?
I really really wish you were, given the actual “first”…
I second that! *shudders*
lawl harry potter can’t wait want it right now
I thought tom was the bad guy?
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EPIC FACEPALM!!1!
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He is, they’re both the same person.
Voldomort is TL nr 1 fan he always watch with pants and nose
I suddenly respect the Dark Lord so much more.
If I were Voldemort, I’d do the same thing.
As Cedric, he doesn’t look that disgusting….
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Ypu dissapoint me.
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Your typing dissapoints me.
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As does my own spelling.
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My children, I am dissapoint.
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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mange isn’t disgusting?
yeah
почему у меня такое чувство, будто сюда долбоебы с демотивации понабежали (forget it if you dont get it)
No clue as to why you have a feeling like the idiots from demotivational came here. Nope. No clue at all.
Hmmm Interesting. I never made the connection.
HALELUJA
Nice done, Voldemort
love it!
So this is why he looks like he does in Twilight…. X-x
Bleh.
Last panel is a Derp
Lord Voldemort is my hero!!!!!!!
Twilight = fish in a barrel.
Kill it with Avada Kedavra!!!!!!! Go Voldy!!
Last panel looks like the end of a CSI strip.
Harry:Voldermort, you killed him!
Petigrew: Looks like Voldemort…*sunglasses get!* wasn’t the only dead man walking.
Voldermort: YEEEEAAAHHH!
Voldemort just saved the world from twillight
…wait..nope he didn’t -.-
See?! If Voldemort hadn’t killed Cedric, we wouldn’t have the Edwart menace!
This is Win
thank you, Voldemort
F**KEN WIN !
our hero
We shouldn’t be thanking Voldemort. If Cedric had lived, Robert Pattinson would be too busy playing him to play Edward.
R.I.P. Cedric Diggory, and everyone else who died.
Especially Harry.
At a local festival, I overheard a girl explaining to the guy she was with that Cedric Diggory died and became Edward Cullen. (He was trying really hard to correct her. Really, he was. I could hear the disdain for sparklies in his voice too.) Considering I was supposed to be campaigning, I had to fight really hard not to start laughing my head off right there.
So THAT’S why he killed him in the first place.. gj voldie.
Does anyone else see an “IMVU” ad with the Twilight avatars?
Get some new f**king material.
Voldemort really looks like Satriani. Quick somebody post it on Look-Alikes.
And suddenly, Voldemort isn’t so evil
Team Jacob.
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Cedric died and became Edward? OK.
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The incomprehensible writing on this site makes me sad.
Even here, Pattinson looks like a bum. He needs to start not looking like he woke up in a cardboard box in the middle of a park buried in snow.
Screw Team Edward, now I’m Team Voldemort!