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Lord Voldemort is Not a Fan

4 koma comic strip - Lord Voldemort is Not a Fan

Voldemort does not like Twilight

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  1. bla says:

    Harry potter is cute, wanna f**k him in the ass

  2. bla says:

    Really wanna be f***ed by Harry Potter in the ass… and give a blowjob to voldemort

  3. fat says:

    lawl harry potter can’t wait want it right now

  4. idiot says:

    I thought tom was the bad guy?

    • Taiyou says:

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      • Gui225 says:

        EPIC FACEPALM!!1!

        • 552 says:

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    • shock394 says:

      He is, they’re both the same person.

  5. Asla says:

    Voldomort is TL nr 1 fan he always watch with pants and nose

  6. Axxi says:

    I suddenly respect the Dark Lord so much more.

  7. euchre says:

    If I were Voldemort, I’d do the same thing.

  8. meow says:

    As Cedric, he doesn’t look that disgusting….

    • *your name here* says:

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      Ypu dissapoint me.

      • Vader says:

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        Your typing dissapoints me.

        • Vader says:

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          As does my own spelling.

          • Anonymous says:

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            My children, I am dissapoint.

            • Loki says:

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              • Isbahj says:

                C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

                • llamadude98 says:

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    • feefdaly says:

      mange isn’t disgusting?

  9. аноним says:

    почему у меня такое чувство, будто сюда долбоебы с демотивации понабежали (forget it if you dont get it)

  10. Minny says:

    Hmmm Interesting. I never made the connection.

  11. hacker says:

    HALELUJA
    Nice done, Voldemort

  12. Name says:

    So this is why he looks like he does in Twilight…. X-x
    Bleh.

  13. wrathchild says:

    Last panel is a Derp

  14. Ezee says:

    Lord Voldemort is my hero!!!!!!!

  15. DP says:

    Twilight = fish in a barrel.

  16. Gadrean says:

    Kill it with Avada Kedavra!!!!!!! Go Voldy!!

  17. Psuedopsuedonym says:

    Last panel looks like the end of a CSI strip.

    Harry:Voldermort, you killed him!
    Petigrew: Looks like Voldemort…*sunglasses get!* wasn’t the only dead man walking.
    Voldermort: YEEEEAAAHHH!

  18. Berkoz says:

    Voldemort just saved the world from twillight :D …wait..nope he didn’t -.-

  19. BB says:

    See?! If Voldemort hadn’t killed Cedric, we wouldn’t have the Edwart menace!

  20. EderRedfield says:

    This is Win

  21. erm. says:

    thank you, Voldemort

  22. Tehrandomdude says:

    F**KEN WIN !

  23. Thalia says:

    We shouldn’t be thanking Voldemort. If Cedric had lived, Robert Pattinson would be too busy playing him to play Edward.

    R.I.P. Cedric Diggory, and everyone else who died.

    • Sheik Yerbouti says:

      Especially Harry.

    • Eludya says:

      At a local festival, I overheard a girl explaining to the guy she was with that Cedric Diggory died and became Edward Cullen. (He was trying really hard to correct her. Really, he was. I could hear the disdain for sparklies in his voice too.) Considering I was supposed to be campaigning, I had to fight really hard not to start laughing my head off right there.

  24. Meh. says:

    So THAT’S why he killed him in the first place.. gj voldie.

  25. Fawfulster says:

    Does anyone else see an “IMVU” ad with the Twilight avatars?

  26. Someguy says:

    Get some new f**king material.

  27. pontius says:

    Voldemort really looks like Satriani. Quick somebody post it on Look-Alikes.

  28. 1234567 says:

    And suddenly, Voldemort isn’t so evil

  29. Mrawrg. says:

    Team Jacob.

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  30. Preece says:

    Cedric died and became Edward? OK.

  31. Isabelle says:

    that’s right twilight fans, we stuck his head on a post in the sunlight. we thought it would kill you but you sparkled instead, making it easy to spot you and kill you with real vampires, not matter what harry potter wins.

  32. JaziMaz says:

    Even here, Pattinson looks like a bum. He needs to start not looking like he woke up in a cardboard box in the middle of a park buried in snow.

  33. llamadude98 says:

    Screw Team Edward, now I’m Team Voldemort!


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