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Constantine is the One

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  1. Shuyin says:

    haha omg! she squirted

  2. obo says:

    Who made this, a twelve year old?

    F**king lame.

  3. (required) says:

    Funny!

  4. john says:

    omfg lulz

  5. Luis Dias says:

    ahahahaha

  6. Lupidos says:

    THIS MADE ME GIGGLE!

  7. Boba Fett says:

    Keanu’s a good guy.

  8. pop says:

    Classic…love that movie. Wonder why it wasn’t rated higher.

  9. king says:

    this made lol

  10. Dark says:

    haha, really funny one.

  11. Sim0n says:

    This is just plain stupid.

  12. racl_101 says:

    I know the shocker! Whoa!!!

  13. Keanu says:

    Now i’m sad
    :(

  14. forint says:

    its good, but, the last picture… didnt fit really…

  15. Jargen says:

    this should have ended with one more panel showing the reaction guys

  16. silrath says:

    Epic last line. Love this one.

  17. BAReFOOt says:

    This one is nice! :D
    Now he knows how I feel! ;)

    • 5150 says:

      Your comment reminds of those Airhead candy commercials…you know, the ones where the kid’s head swells up to big and explodes.

      *ducks and covers*

  18. A.T says:

    I don’t know how to feel just now D:

  19. PCstratos says:

    This comic is the reason for Keanu being sad…

  20. koolboy says:

    This is the most baddas comic on Comix srly its funny too

  21. Mongo Melvin says:

    Stupid stupid stupid! What kind of dimwitted morons laugh at this?

    • tag says:

      Climb down off your pedestal and take a look at how it’s been rated so far.

      • Jut says:

        That just proves that this site is full of dimwitted morons, and you are one of them ;)

        • tag says:

          Forgive me Master for forgetting that you guys are so high and mighty that you can’t appreciate a little toilet humor once in a while.
          But, like I said before- Climb down off your pedestal and see how the other people have rated it. If it’s too low-brow for you: unsubscribe and get lost, the majority of us are uninterested in your opinions.

          • Somethingcrazy says:

            Um, you see..

            It’s not that we don’t like toilet humor, or jokes that are just plain raunchy. It’s that this one is very DUMB.

            It looks like it was made by someone that just landed on Earth for the first time and are *just now* learning how to make dirty jokes. Leading to the (probably correct) assumption this was made by someone who is experiencing high school, at the absolute oldest.

            • Totto says:

              That is your meaning of this comix. That doesn’t mean that other people don’t like it. Show some respect and just scroll silently by when you get to a comix, gif or lfmf.. People are different, accept it! :)

    • Leah says:

      at least it’s funnier than Harry Potter comics…

  22. alca says:

    i love how he looks like a magician in that second panel :p
    like he didn’t even have to touch her, but just say “WHAAAAM”.

  23. Esko says:

    blahblahblah “I feel more more intelligent if I just pretend everything is stupid and unfunny, specially if it’s about sex” blahblahblahblah

  24. king_constantine says:

    what kind of finger keanu posses???

  25. artnerd says:

    I smiled. It’s cute in a dirty, slightly immature kinda way.

    And better then most on this site.

    Well done sir.

  26. Tequila628 says:

    And whats with the 4th panel? He said Im the s**t after she released the spider in a movie?

  27. Tequila628 says:

    He fingered her, she squirted, but whats up with the 4th picture? He said that after she released the spider in a movie?

  28. Chipmunx says:

    Getting fingered felt so incredible!

  29. nmy says:

    Whats with the thumbs down? This is hilarious1!!!

  30. SanjiKun says:

    ahahha that was epic XDD

  31. Hun says:

    cause he can’t use his thong or any thing in his face whats so ever

  32. Pwnage says:

    This made me lol real hard, it’s so stupid it’s genius XD

  33. racl_101 says:

    36 Thumb downs are from people who’ve never made a chick c_u_m in her pants.

  34. 5.9.78 says:

    Hahahahahahaha!!!

  35. strizzuth says:

    Funny, but it didn’t need the last two panels. Shoulda ended at the bathtub.

  36. Sam says:

    I seriously laughed hard about this. Very funny.

  37. alexis says:

    Really like this one though felt the last panel was a misstep: it’d be funnier either without a last panel Or with a no-text shot of Keanu making a smug satisfaction face. Er.. not that anyone asked : )

  38. ArchStanton says:

    Epic win. Best Comixed in a very long time, especially after a string of yawns for the past couple of days.

  39. lolwut says:

    You can’t get rid of that Fish Market smell

  40. limeinacoconut says:

    What’s this movie?


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