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blade totally meant the length of their knives right? Everybody knows edward does not have a knive.
*slowly claps*
*starts clapping too*
*brings the clapping into deafening applause*
*hardcore applause*
LAST !
9 inches of back taxes paperwork.
Bazinga!
lol
No one ever needs a 480×1500 penis joke.
[1] Has Blade been copping a peak at Edward’s package?
[2] Who has the minuend and who has the subtrahend? That is to say, which way is Blade doing the subtraction?
owned
He meant about height, didn’t he?
I’ll guess Blade was being generous there.
How does blade know that Edward has 9″ ?
XD
Because Blade has 18″? And if we’re talking rims purchased by tax fraud…
THAS RACIST
Your racist!
His racist what?
What are we racing?
we’re ego racing but now that you’ve entered, the rest of the world loses.
cause vampires are impotent?
There is no possibility for an erection, so yes.
you win.
there is two things i hate: racism and black people
Want some KoolAid with that?
See, they should’ve gone for the Men In Black joke. Have Blade putting on his sunglasses saying “I make this look good.”
haha your so funny jami! seriously you should go away and focus on being an entertainer!
seriously go away.
Edward has a small penis and Blade has a large penis? OH I get it now. Dick jokes NEVER grow old…….meh
WIN!!!
I guess this means that Blade’s got 8 inches.
I think Blade is referring to the fact that he’s gonna cut off Cullen’s head? Heads are about 9″ aren’t they? >_<
I don’t want to rate it down because I don’t support twilight but this is stupid to say the least.
i dont even think edward has 9 “.
must have less than 3.
Maybe the 9 extra inches that Wesley Snipes got was in the federal prison system…
9 inches where?
You mean to say when Blade gets nekkid, he goes all sparkly too?
eward **** sparkle lol
How stupid do you have to be to not realize that Blade is saying he’s 9″ BIGGER than Edward? It’s right there. Geez.
I’m surprised Blade even lets him live… He’s gotta be pitying him or just doing it for the lulz.
although the joke is obvious,i’m still hoping for 9 inches of steel sticking out of edward’s chest in about a minute…
Funny, Robert Pattinson is 6’1″ and Wesley Snipes is 5’4″… so its correct regardless.
and you googled that why?
Why not? It’s a reasonable curiosity. You reminded me: Remember, skepticism and sarcasm don’t actually prove the other person’s argument invalid.
Punchline should have been I’m a black half-vampire and I’m more legit according to vampire lore.
and tax evasion charges