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  1. Die Schwester says:

    Don’t get it.

    • Winchester says:

      Ditto, though I guess maybe her name is Precious?

    • BAReFOOt says:

      Lol, it’s a good one actually. Unfortunately, explaining ruins things. But: The fat monster is the main “actress” of a movie called “precious”. It’s one of those “you’re an ugly fat monster, but you’re still most precious, if look at yourself just right” movies, that dumb fat people watch, to lie to themselves.

      Morale of the story: Poor Gollum got tricked. Movie watcher fat-gollum and comixxed real gollum. ^^

      • graham says:

        This message was brought to you by a walking stick that will never realize that the reason why the “fat monster” has more friends than this stick is because the “monster” bakes a mean apple pie.

        • Jimmy says:

          So fat people have friends because they provide food? Hmm… got any pie?

        • N/A says:

          I don’t know about the stick thing, there’s a definite air of self-loathing fatty about that comment. In any case, the no friends thing is old news as far as that troll is concerned.

        • zymish says:

          Regardless of the rudeness of the comment made by the “walking stick”, obesity is -not- healthy, and movies that encourage it are just contributing to an already worsening problem.

          That being said, taking it to the other extreme is also unhealthy and unattractive. None of us are perfect, and – contrary to popular belief – we all have a different shape. One person in perfect health can easily have a shape that’s different from another person in perfect health. Some people are just built thick or thin – it’s when people take that truth too far that we end up with the unhealthy extremes.

          Anyway… . The comic was slightly amusing.

          • Kay says:

            Yeah, that movie made being fat look super glam.

            Though I can’t say anything for the actress, in the movie obesity is shown as an effect of crippling poverty and no education, which is some serious truth in television.

            And I chuckled a bit at the comic.

          • Epictrollisepic says:

            Harry potter!!!!1 Since when did you post in the comixed forums?!

      • Mr. Skungeous says:

        Yeah, fuck those dumb fat people. We all know it’s the mouthpiece ass-burgers like you who get all the tail.

        • Shipoopi says:

          no, it’s true is what it is

        • Loki says:

          When did he say anything about autism?

          Was that a thinly veiled mentally challenged joke he made? I could barely tell… but not all mentally challenged people are autistic…

          • Michael says:

            I think zymish was referring to “ass-burger,” which some people use as a “witty” insult toward people with Asperger’s. Though that’s not always what people are implying when they use that word, and it’s hard to tell in this context.

        • Mr. Skungeous says:

          Yeah, forgive me. It was an easy shot, and frankly my experience with people who have social disorders has seldom been pleasant. It’s not entirely fair, but my prejudice has been well earned, and will take a bit to overcome.

  2. Gamebird says:

    Me neither.

  3. LouDog says:

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    WIN! EPIC!!! MAGNORMOUSLY HUGE!! GIGANTIC!!!

  4. Mathy says:

    I don’t get it either.

  5. Pedobear says:

    that black ape is ugly

  6. s3ven7h says:

    “Precious” the movie

  7. Charlie says:

    Srsly people? It’s Precious, based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire.

  8. D says:

    This joke was done when the movie came out.It’s still somewhere on the voting page near the bottom.

  9. EderRedfield says:

    Lmao, good one

  10. Mushishi says:

    Doesn’t he mean “Where’s OUR precious”?

  11. the dutch guy says:

    lol

  12. Lupidos says:

    Don’t get it..

    Kidding, I’ve seen those movies..

  13. Again says:

    So the fat woman cut Gollum’s head off?

    Not so funny, really.

  14. eagleman says:

    I’d hit that…

    with a harpoon!


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