The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is… The Pump….It’s as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I’m getting the feeling of coming at home, I’m getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it’s terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.
first
(nice one)
first :3
i miss Mcfirst =(
Ahhhh, I get it… More cowbell please.
saw that coming a mile away :/
Ghey
seems like the condom didn’t work as expected…
*puts on sunglasses* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
dang, i wanted to say that…
i was going to say that!
Which proves it’s over used and ya all need to come up with something original.
lol
she is like ‘eww’
it lacks a big smirk as an additional end-image
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is… The Pump….It’s as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I’m getting the feeling of coming at home, I’m getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it’s terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.
Yo, niku! I herd them pump-u-up-steroids interferes with ur sexual abilities.
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! 0_0
what now?
You know, this would seem a LOT less creepy if you had actually noted that it was a Ahnuld quote . . . .
*whew* Glad you clarified that. It was kind of freaky, and I was like “wait. WTF??”
That was an Arnold quote?
Without a David Caruso joke this is disappointing.
obvious joke is obvious…
Dont worry Predator does the Invisible thing
poor predator…
And den I vil terminate yo varjinity
you, sir, win the internet. and a girlfriend.
EPIC again
Lmao
This joke suxx.
lol sy but when i just saw ur face and ur comment i had to post this :
dude i dont think uve noticed that yet but ur face suxx
these are scenes from ‘Predator’ and ‘Anaconda’?
yeah, he’s a sexual predator ready to give her his anaconda.
Nicely played, sir.
My only question is, he doesn’t have any camo pants… He trying to save himself a step?
On a side note, I don’t think anyone would still look completely awesome after being covered in mud besides Arnold.
Full of awesome.