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Kinda funny, actually…
MEGA DOORBELL TO THE RESCUE
WIN!
Also, I doubt he could even remotely kick my ass. Because while he will try to hit me with his doughy fists, I’d just take out the professional grade chainsaw before he’d even come trough the front door.
but his big strong muscular bodyguards actually can kick your ass
pussies
after making sweet sweet love to it, repeatedly.
BAM…. well delivered
Well, but what does a rightclick on a dorbell?
One is ding, the other is dong.
Epic =))
You can keep the ding, I want the dong.
thats a bit gay…
I’m actually a girl…
Gross…
thats hot
And gay is wrong?
VERY wrong; remember it was Adam and Eve, and not Adam and Steve or Adrian and Eve.
thats a epic win with you answer lol
how the fuck old are you people?
Internet-old
Adam and Eve did not exist, therefore your argument is invalid.
Your a moron therefore your invalidity argument is invalid
Above argument is valid, due to previous invalidity argument being invalid.
Unfortunately, your inability to use the correct spelling of “you’re” has proven that you, my friend, are the moron.
Furthermore, choosing to believe in what science has proven time and time again does not make one a moron – it makes one sensible.
Again, QFT.
Um? When did a post about STEVE JOBS turn into an “I use proper grammar, therefore your argument about homosexuality does not have any importance” trollfest?
you sir win 2nd place awesome for the comment, but lose some points on misspelling good, but regain you them for making me laugh at saying goog days out loud
chutiya
You don’t know that for sure. Just because you’re atheist doesn’t give you authority to state what’s right and what’s wrong. Best thing you could do right know is gdfo. Ty.
The President of the Internet gave me permission. Why don’t you go Get a Degree For Ornithology yourself, sir?
just because we’re atheists we aren’t blind? seriously anyone still upholding parts of the bible like creation of the world in 7 days are in denial. you should think that darwin has gotten through to every human by now, but believers never stop denying?
enough cristians accept that evolution is a fact today and that some of the miracles are metaphers and not to be taken literally, so why do you try to stick to them? one day (far far in the future) even the pope will accept evolution as a fact. saying evolution is an act of god is far more believable today than saying god created every creature in 7 days and they havent changed since then. you wouldnt have to ignore the existance of fossils or mutations anymore!
a young couple should be frank and earnest.
What kind of woman would have Adrian as a name? A particularly man-ish one?
Rocky’s girlfriend/wife in the Rocky movies, of course. Don’t you remember?
“HEY ADRIAN! I DID IT!”
actually there is nothing wrong with it, unless of course you can come up with a logical reason why you should hate people for something that is out of their control (like being gay) without mentioning the bible because not everyone is the same religion, oh and don’t give me any of that “there is a choice” bulls**t, everyone knows you can’t control your sexual orientation, it’s just a fact of life
if he’s sad now wait till he figures out the buttons are on the right
EPIC!
Clever
… your “avatar” looks kinda like a swastika
Could say the same about yours if you look at it hard enough.
oh. wow. Yeah lots of buttons.
I snorted.
Actually, the post(er) has no clues about Apple’s Mac systems.
The last Apple mouse has no visible button at all (the mouse IS the button, by the way) but you still have left-click, right-click, middle-click, exposé, multi-touch gesture, etc.
So, this one is not true – and unfunny too.
AAaah, PC boys with their ‘button’…
My 2 cents.
Truth.
And just how many generations of Macs were there before they found out that more than one button can be useful?
Oh, and “multi-touch gesture” sounds like you’re doing something obscene with your computer.
Exactly. It pisses me off to no extent that Apple is always behind the curve (Wow, iOS has multitasking now. Good thing Android’s had that since it’s been released), and then they go and make their catching up look like some revolutionary feature. And people drink their Kool-Aid too!
WORD!!!!! Apple is for people who THINK they are tech savvy, and ignorant hipsters.
JB Hi-fi has been marketing the iPad as a (I s**t you not) “magical and revolutionary device”.
Thanks moderators for the censoring. Wouldn’t want those poor Mac users to have to read the ‘s’ word.
I kid, I kid
hell to the yea … WOW look, iPHONE 4 has a FIVE MEGAPIXELS CAMERA!! ( which existed on nokia at least 4 years ago … ) iT GIVES YOU CLEAR PHOTOS!! who the hell are you taking as fools … oh yea, apple fans sorry!
How is this about the iPhone at all? It’s about Macs not having a right click, which has been BS for quite a long time now. You sir, are a fucking retard of the highest held standards.
It is clearly about the iPhone. It doesn’t make any fucking sense if it was about the right click.
Hmmm. No.
The “one mouse button” is a recurring gag since 1984.
I’m sure you’re more clever than it shows.
Yes, that is a long running joke but even Jobs doesn’t care about Macs anymore, Apple probably makes more in 6 months of Ipod/Iphone/Ipad sales then he has in the combined 20 best years of selling MacBooks and IMacs and even AppleII’s. References to old gags are irrelevant. BE MORE RELEVANT…
Way to take a joke too seriously. You’re probably a drag to be around.
Wow, you just proved the difference between mac and pc users…but not in the favor you were intending. This is obviously about iphones you retard, not macs. Funny how your condescension towards pc users means nothing now because you’ve discredited yourself as a moron/fanboy
Heck – I’m reading this on my macbook pro and I still thought it was funny… I think it’s even more funny how many mac and PC priests there are out there believing their way is gospel.. they’re all flippin computers man… just a tool…
Does that make them tool tools?
I think I love you.
Seriously, it’s impossible these days to find people who are neutral on this stuff. Sure, I’m a PC fanboy myself, but I can still appreciate the joke knowing that the whole “one-button mouse” thing is long dead.
Although, I think most Mac users actually do think that PCs are always virus-infested wrecks, so maybe it doesn’t work both ways.
Really, everything is funnier when you can laugh at it, regardless of whether it’s true
True Switcher it does have all of those, but how do you in fact click the right button? You have to hold down ctrl on your keyboard… wow that’s helpful and so convenient to everyone. And it’s not a cool thing that the mouse is the button… that’s why apple does so well because people think it’s hi-tech and fancy with the mouse BEING the actual button. Yeah and what happens when your computer crashes and you need a new part… oh wait, apples don’t have parts… it’s all integrated… guess you have to go buy another $2500+ computer since this once can’t be fixed!
Good job being a fanboy there, dips**t. That was an impressive tangent onto something completely unrelated. Yeah, they’re integrated. Congratulations. And what kind of a name is “PC-er” anyway?
Really, it would be like the Mac fanboys coming and screaming about PCs getting viruses.
Nothing annoys me more than people who say “Actually…” like that one word is an instant sign of knowledge and wisdom.
Punchline: “There’s an app for that! HAH!”
D: I was about to say that.. Just.. Too late..
Great!
You don’t need a door, you break open the windows with your glock equipped.
Actually if you are running on Win98\XP\7 (you get the point) you don’t need to break anything, it will crash on it’s own eventually.
Good point, but I was talking about hacking into the Windows folder.
Win98\Vista. XP and 7 is very stable, actually.
Yeah right…
Exactly right. Hell, I’ve avoided crashing on Vista myself, the only issue I’ve ever had is compatibility with old games (the first 2 Fallout games) and some software. 7 and XP are the stable releases of Vista and W2K/Me respectively. Yes, they were rushed. Are their successors fantastic though? Yes.
But, of course, Linux is where all the cool people are.
Alternate gag:
“Because it locks up!”
“Oh yea, why the hell not?!” “Because it needs Flash Player”.
Well said.
Apple OS has allowed for a two-button mouse since the old-timey black-and-white computers of my youth, you just had to buy a mouse made by another company and plug it into your mac.
Apple products, minimalist design for minimal minds.
Microsoft products, complicated products for tortured minds.
Switcher, you misspelled intelligent.
Nice one!
yet they laugh their way to the bank
After what we found out about Wall Street, that really isn’t saying much.
I wonder what the other buttons on his door do.
But what does a right-click on a doorbell?
I don’t know.
Not Steve Jobs
I laughed at this, its pretty funny. But of course, I should point out that Jobs is a peace loving Budhist. He wouldn’t beat up anyone even if he could
I spy someone who hasn’t been paying attention to the news lately.
In case you haven’t heard, Apple’s the new Wal*mart (in a sense).
And George Bush is a peace loving Christian.
Why would a doorbell have or even need two buttons? The iDoorbell would only require one button, would look great attached to your home and would always work (unless you did the iDoorbell 4.01 update or held the iDoorbell the wrong way. Doorbell for Windows is a stupid idea that only MS would think of, too many buttons for the one simple function plus Windows don’t need door bells.
Why does you very long reply have a half way point open bracket and not have a (close) or end bracket?
“…plus Windows don’t need doorbells.”
Omg I died laughing at that.
I did too, then i realized apples don’t need doorbells either.
Hilarious!
@Xsdf
Yes, he would…
Just because you say you’re a Buddhist doesn’t mean you abide by the rules. I mean, hey, look at Christians.
True, but Jobs would just get his iPad to leak which button it is.
That was gay.
even if Steve pressed the dorbell…it’d ask him “Do you really want to press the Door Bell ? “
LOL
ZING!
Why are mac users so defensive? This is about the single button at the bottom of the iphone/itouch. Take a joke instead of a stick up the ass.
because pc still uses buttons
This “one button” thing just gets funnier each time. Except for the fact that Macs have had two button mice for nearly 10 years now, and you’ve always had the option of connecting ANY mouse you want with as many buttons as you want.
Doesn’t make Mac users any less angsty, apparently.
I totally want a panel of 20-odd doorbells now to confound visitors.
Awesome.
Seriously? Are Mac users so resricted in their tight jeans that they don’t get enough blood flow to their brains? Windows is in no way confounding.
No where did he say just like windows, he merely stated how he wants to confuse his guests with a 20 button doorbell, show me a non gaming mouse with 20 buttons that is a windows exclusive. If anything it could be more like pointing out that the touch pad on a macbook pro has more than a useful number of functions, one touch, 2 touch, 3 touch 4 touch, touch and slide (up, down, left or right(each with a different function))with all the above, click-able left and right sides, not that everybody uses or knows what the various touches do but they’re there and they can be added or removed at your discretion.
Guess what?!?!
It’s an effing joke
I like how the Mac fan boys in one breath whine how the “one button mouse” thing is outdated and then in the next breath talk smack about windows locking up, crashing, etc….yes, Win 95/98 did crash….a lot, but in the nearly 10 years have I’ve been using XP & 7 I can count on one hand the number of crashes/locks up I’ve had.
lighten up and learn to laugh at yourself
you’ll live longer
We all know Steve would just call the Palo Alto police to do the job.
Bahaha!
i cant tell if in the last picture hes constipated or crying or wht
Nice.
What retard has more than one button for their doorbell anyway?
linux ftw
^This.
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PC: Hey, Mac! Play any games lately?
Mac: *FFFFFFUUUUUU*
Linux: LOL.
Sudo make me a sandwich.
I see we read xkcd, Pheon1x.
xkcd is the only way to go, other than Dr. McNinja.
This is obviously about the fact that Macbooks and all other Mac laptops have just one button on the trackpad and the Mightymouse looks like it just has 1 button but it actually has 2. You people can make fun of me as much as you want for supporting Mac and I don’t really care. I prefer Mac.
Can you all stop fighting.
I have both windows and mac.
I have a 17in mac pro and dell tower
The only one I’ve had any problems with is my tower.
Not because of me, I was hardly around to use it but because of my mom and my little brothers. With proper care any computer can run well for long periods of time. There is only one reason why Macs don’t get viruses, its not worth using 5% of the population to crash a server with. To crash a server you need roughly 20% or more(depending on the size of the server), therefore windows users are the primary targets.
Theoretically if everyone in the world bought a mac book, a virus for it would be made within the week. Then windows will eventually be the virus free zone, and eventually a game free zone, because all the consumers have macs so all the game developers would design games for macs. Platform popularity affects the target audience for both entertainment and exploitation.
This post is the official winner of this thread.
Thanks Bro…Another cool thing…you can now build a mac system with Intel hardware with out buying it from apple. So people who hate on macs for not being able to build your own can now do just that for however much money they want
http://lifehacker.com/321913/build-a-hackintosh-mac-for-under-800
i eat pieces of s**t for breakfast
Well you could, but what’s the point? The reason you do put it together yourself is because it’s cheaper and gives you the best choice and customization. If you try putting together a ‘Hackintosh’, you’re confined to a much smaller choice of components (particularly the motherboard). On top of that, it is still hacking, so it takes more effort than doing a PC (and still moderately illegal by the OSX licence agreement).
Yeah, I think I’ll keep doing that hating until I can really build a Mac (but I won’t do it anyway. I’m happy with Windows).
HAHA – Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
So… now it’s bad that there is only one button? :s
damn, MicroSoft is really desperate.
F**king Love this Thread
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