Now that dude is Jet Li. The Matrix is recent enough to have the hot new Kung Fu fighter in the movie. Why choose Kung Fu to fight in the Matrix? It only looks good on screen. It’s not capable as a sustainable fighting style. If you had real anything you want powers you would do like the Green Lantern and make your fists huge and pound people up. Then you would fight the Kung Fu fighter and he would be all, this is crap.
Bert has a tendency to misunderstand what the comic is about and then write a whole bunch of crap about what he misunderstood. It almost always never makes sense.
My 3rd 1st today *boner*
Fuck! I’ve been waiting all night long for this new comix to be first >:-(
By the way, this one sucks, “It’s an app” doesn’t sound like “it’s a trap” at all. When I get my first first, it’ll be a hilarious one
It does sound similar, my good friend. You need to keep in mind that the emphasis is only the last syllable (the “ap”) and thus it sounds similar
But i do agree that this comixed sucks.
The last syllable? How many syllables are in the words “trap” or “app?”
The last syllable in the phrase maybe?
Asdfghjkl. Qwertyuiop? Zxcvbnm…
Meh.
Now that dude is Jet Li. The Matrix is recent enough to have the hot new Kung Fu fighter in the movie. Why choose Kung Fu to fight in the Matrix? It only looks good on screen. It’s not capable as a sustainable fighting style. If you had real anything you want powers you would do like the Green Lantern and make your fists huge and pound people up. Then you would fight the Kung Fu fighter and he would be all, this is crap.
Um.. what?
Bert has a tendency to misunderstand what the comic is about and then write a whole bunch of crap about what he misunderstood. It almost always never makes sense.
Jet Li was definitely not in any of the Matrix movies.
THAT’S KEANU REEVES!!
I think you mean Bruce Lee.
There’s an app for that
This is CRAP!
Actually no I quite liked it, just wanted to twist an Akbar in there.
Man, this sucks
This is the worst. Done seeing Ackbar.
Just when I thought I’d seen the last of the terrible Ackbar jokes…
They pull them back in!
My pun here is done.
the admiral is not proud. he may even feel a disturbance in the force….
That’s just gas.
The 5th pic suxx, must have been something android-phone/iphone-themed.
you know keanu is part chinese rite.