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Official BP Oil Spill Action Plan #387

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  1. Nick R. Bocker says:

  2. Loki says:

    Wow… that’s a bit dark… lol

  3. dark says:

    Awesome, who doesnt love a baby under the oil!

  4. mecmep says:

    Can someone please post the link to the origin of these three phrases (“… appeared”, “…, I choose you”, “It’s not very effective”)? Thanks.

  5. Nabead says:

    Much potential for this subject….

  6. Americow says:

    My god! Why is it so saaadd?!?!?

  7. Marcus says:

    Someone explain this to me. When I saw this on the voting page I thought that that was a real picture of a baby drowned in oil and was shocked so many people were voting it up. The only thing that stopped me reporting it was that I couldn’t find the picture in a news article. Is this a joke? Please tell me that picture isn’t real or I’ll have lost faith in humanity.

  8. Dawun says:

    Marcus, you’re taking yourself too seriously. There are more important things to worry about than a drowned baby. Look at the picture, laugh, and move on like you should.

  9. kraut says:

    I’m a complete monster and am going straight to hell for laughing at this.

  10. alca says:

    a dead japanese is a good japanese :)

    • Hebime says:

      fuck you redneck piece of shit
      (Dear moderators, if you want to delete my comment go ahead just delete this racist ass-hat’s comment as well)

    • Rofl Waffles says:

      Fuck you you racist cunt…

      • alca says:

        wowowow, how rude of you all :p i don’t give a shit about “generalisation”, i just think japanese and chinese people fuck up the world just a bit too much. how easy it is to use the word “racist”. and do know the difference between all those short yellow peopl: i’m not from america, i’ve had an education about the world.

        • bdblack says:

          Wait, so… it was asian people who just caused an environmental disaster, which is both the subject of this comic and the greatest environmental disaster in the history of mankind… Wait, it wasn’t? What about the second worst environmental disaster? No asians there… So then who exactly is fucking up the world?

        • Marcus says:

          An education doesn’t make you any less of a fucker, fucker.

        • Papillox says:

          *snort* rude? Us? Seriously? YOU are calling US rude? lol.
          At this point, I really do hope you’re a troll, because otherwise I’ve never encountered a more duck- blinded dumbass on all of the interwebs.
          So, asian people “fuck up the world”? Other than North Korea, I’d say that’s completely absurd.
          Sure, the Japanese kill whales and dolphins. Sure, China is absurdly overpopulated and produces 99.999% of the world’s lead- saturated shit, but dos that make them evil? Hell no! There are good and bad aspects to the conduct of all nations.

      • Firejack says:

        Seriously dude? Do you even know the definition of racist? It’s not racist, it’s prejudiced. Douchebag.

  11. Daph. says:

    I feel kinda bad for lmao’ing… >:]

  12. initfor says:

    teh lulz

  13. kami says:

    It made me laugh

  14. Brok3n Halo says:

    It’s not loading for me, they must have removed it… T_T
    Anyone have any external linkage to the comic?

    • Brok3n Halo says:

      NM, finally loaded, must have been my cell’s interwebs acting up.
      Lol, that comic was both horible and awesome at the same time ^_^

  15. The Upright Man says:

    Marcus, Spencer – GTFO, you daisies

  16. Saulid says:

    Well of course it didnt work…

    They need to use more than one baby!!!

  17. Phoenix says:

    Heavy Oil Spill says: What sick man sends BABY to fight me?

  18. Bhazor says:

    Well I lol’d.

  19. Rob says:

    Legitimate L.O.L. from me. But I hate children, so…

  20. Anonymous Moose says:

    O_O
    That’s pretty sick. Not sure whether to laugh or just stare in disbelief.

    Is that a real baby or is that just photoshopped or… wtf is that???

  21. MJ says:

    OBVS FAKE….but I still laughed my ass off

  22. Greg says:

    Ahahaha!!! This comic is awesome!

  23. Lathon says:

    that´s almost depressing, those who really laugh at this have an ill mental state, really, good luck on life.

  24. ElemWiz says:

    Oh man, I feel so guilty for laughing so hard at this.

  25. Amy says:

    BAD TASTE THIS OIL SPILL IS NO JOKE ESPECIALLY WITH THE COREXIT THAT CAN CAUSE ACID RAIN AND IS KILLING MANY BIRDS, FISH, MAMMALS, IF YOU WANT TO SHOW THE REAL DEATHS THAN SHOW THE PICTURES OF ANIMALS BEING KILLED BY BP AND OUR GOV. IS ALLOWING THIS..THIS PIC IS VERY BAD TASTE

    • bdblack says:

      Babies are mammals… :P

      Actually, an even better joke than this is that, despite all the environmental damage they cause, millions of people are still purchasing gas guzzling SUV’s and oversized pickup trucks, therefore justifying the need for all this excessive and risky deep water drilling….

      Sooo…. unless you only use methods of transportation that don’t require fossil fuels… well, we all can share in the blame I guess.

      • jamisings says:

        Why we have to do this drilling is because the stupid environmentalists won’t allow enough land drilling. If they’d just shut up and learn to compromise there wouldn’t be a need for it.

        Though it would still be drilled as China often slant-drills into oil supplies – they’re far enough out to be in international waters, but they tap reserves under places considered to be American.

        Anyway, since this is an obviously photoshop it doesn’t bug me. But I don’t find it funny just because – it’s not that good. The Pokemon take offs just aren’t all that.

    • Papillox says:

      Obvious troll is waaaaay too obvious. Capslock kills any believablility your trolling has, sorry. :P
      And if you’re really, truly serious.. and I’m only using this as a disclaimer.. then wooow. Get a sense of humor. xD

    • Steve says:

      How much do you know about evaporation?

  26. Amy says:

    OH AND YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MANY ANIMALS HAVE DIED? OVER 30,000 NOW LAUGH AT THAT, I DARE YOU..WHAT A PILE OF EVIL CRAP THIS IS TO SHOW..

  27. rowebot says:

    Lol, people thought the baby in the oil was real?!? I wonder if they thought Avatar was a real story about aliens too…

  28. Nick R. Bocker says:

    yeah nothing screams “reality” like a fake image

  29. Kat says:

    LOL! dead baby!

  30. Crosshair386 says:

    Dear god I hope that was photoshop or else I’ll feel really bad for laughing.

  31. Confooshus. says:

    OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS AND INTRINSICALLY ARTISTIC.

  32. AJ says:

    Should probably match the original spelling of it’s context. Oh well.

  33. noktem says:

    Wow… such seriousness over an obvious photoshop.

    Why cant we be friends? I personally think asian girls are pretty hot. Asia has it’s redeeming qualities.

  34. Da foo says:

    ♪ Photoshop… photoshop… photoshop of horrors! ♪
    FEED ME SEYMOUR!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnJxvb8pWDE

  35. Del says:

    This shoop pleases me.

  36. mavisbeecon says:

    Greatest shock/dark humor joke i’ve seen on here so far.


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