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Is it me or is Count von Count sparkling when he counts Blade?
Lol no. He’s sweating because it’s Blade
XD
he has a glass of sparkling water . ‘s cool
well OBVIOUSLY it’s because he’s out in the sunlight
Count von Count counts sparkles on Sesame Street LOL! Check link: http://bit.ly/dgsi1Z
The Count Wins…
FATALITY.
Yeah…he’s sparkling…:D
Well made…
Omg this one is awesome !
Epic
excuse me for my lack of knowledge, but isn’t blade a vampire hunter? and not vampire?
He’s half vampire/half human.
“Day Walker” specifically. He’s a vampire without all of the failings. IE: he’s not allergic to sunlight, garlic, silver, etc. He does however have the blood thirst, but he’s found ways around that.
Wow, I just geeked on that. But, to be fair, Blade is still way cooler than Edward.
I thought only other vampires called him, “Day Walker.” Not to accuse you of being a vampire. I need to watch Blade again.
I love both Blade and Edward but Edward’s only better cos he’s new. Sorta.
go jump into a pit off fire >=(
YOU! OUT OF THE INTERNET. NOW
Dhampire, actually.
Dhampires are born when a male vampire mates with a human woman. Dhampires are natural born vampire hunters, they can sense vampires and their resting places.
I had a vampire obsession as a teen and read lots of books on vampire mythology. If there’s ever a vampire apocalypse I’m your girl. I know multiple ways to kill or repel them, ones even the movies don’t know. (IE: Cow poop found in a thorn bush can repel a vampire. You spread it on your windows and doors and they can’t enter even if invited.)
A zombie one, however, and I’m screwed.
Zombies r easy…just shoot them!
Not according to Max Brooks. You have to make sure to destroy the brain.
Of course, that’s Hollywood zombies, not historical zombies which are created by voodoo magic and aren’t dead.
Hate to point it out but if you spread cow dung around your doors and windows ain’t nobody gonna vist you.
MMD.
Well she was turned into a vampire while she was pregnate with blade I should say.
I only have one answer to that:
Bend over blade…here comes the count. Oh, come on, its certainly not your first time…
LOL…
Count is sweating because he think Blade’s going to eviserate his ass if he says no
it’s sweat, because the count is in sunlight and even with a lot of sunscreen, it gets very hot for him
as in he is not sparkling
Where does one just happen to find artwork like that?
Epic Win FTW, I think.
In poopbear’s Deviantart gallery here:
http://poopbear.deviantart.com/#/d2jhnm8
Deviant Art.
Well done! Clever, funny, good use of ‘shop.
Thumb up!
…where?
Where what?
Comixed never fails to amaze.
Epic win….ftw.
lol enough of this same joke ffs!
I like the pic at the end though.
i like turls
Aw, poor Edward. . . I guess he’ll just have to be content with being immortal, superfast, superstrong, good-looking, and rich plus having a hot wife and reading minds.
…and for being a talentless woman’s wet dream.
twilight sucks like diarrhea.
lol u mad
Correction: Twilight is like a vacuum up an anus, it sucks shit.
SNAP!
Yes I very much agree with that comment. But u forgot the ‘ugly as a cow’ part.
I think I love you. Too bad you’re married.
Whats wrong with us nonfetish furries? >_> I like the thought of being partial animal. Alot of animal species are more Noble then the Human race. But yea…
BOUT DAMN TIME A REAL VAMPIRE KICKED EDWARDS ASS
I second that! Not the first part, though. Whatever.
he also has the power of gay and sparkels
face it, Edward is a terrible vampire, especially after he just got falcon punched by a puppet.
Not that he can much be considered a vampire, more like a fairy really.
AND I QUOTE:
“He sparkles, he doesn’t drink blood, and he lives in the woods.
Face it, he’s not a vampire, he’s a fairy.”
I commend your attention to detail, sir.
I commend you on your rant good sir, here is one free internet.
oh don’t forget he’s a hollywood hobo…attractive…. >.>
A wild walrus appears!
XD the last picture is hilarious. The count knocked the sparkles off him
someone tell me, who’s the deviant who submited the pic from the last pannel. He deserves all the watchs ever
A puppet vampire just punched a gay sparkely fairy who thinks he’s a vampire. your argument is irrevelent.
never the less I am waaaay ahead of you on that one
Lol! The Count punched the sparkles off Edward in that last panel.
lmao EPIC
Oh – you’re mocking Twilight. How original! I’ve never seen anything to original and uniquely funny as this before!
You have never seen anything mocking Twilight?
Where have you been? Reading the so called books 4 times in a row while sighing and oohing like a pre-teen girl?
Wait. Are you actually a pre-teen girl? Because you shouldn’t be in this website, missy!
Never gets old for me.. I’m gonna teach my son to become a vampire hunter because of this movie.
Down for the Count.
Question: Does Angel from “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” enters in the counting?
Anyone ever wonder if Seasame Street’s Count is partically responsible for Twilight happening? I mean, if we hadn’t grown up with a goofy Count, maybe Vampires would still be a little scary and a lot less glittery?
Meh, there are other vampires that Twilight could have learned from anyway. I think it was called Interview with a Vampire.. something like that.
Hurray for humor relating to how lame Twilight is. Now then. For those of you who love Twilight, I have a few words of wisdom for you.
1. You will never find Edward. Nobody in this world will be as “perfect” as you in-vision him. However, allow me to point out the droll truth that the closest thing you’ll get to Edward is that creepy stalker kid who has a god-complex.
2. Edward is NOT a vampire. Vampire’s don’t sparkle. Edward is an insult to the word Vampire for those books even remotely relating to them. A Vampire does the following in the sun: DIE. When introduced to Garlic, the vampire will… DIE. A Vampire is NOT physically ABLE to enter a house unless they are told they are allowed. ((Example: Spike cannot enter Buffy’s house till she lets him. Edward, however, can come and go as he pleases to watch Bella /sleep/))
3. You are not Bella. Nobody in this world is as bland, unoriginal, and a Mary-Sue as Bella is. Nobody. Period. Let’s move on to my last point.
4. VAMPIRES DON’T EXIST ANYWAYS. Sorry Nosferatu, but you don’t exist. Although if you did I’m sure Stephanie Meyer would have been either:
A) Drained of all her blood and left as a decaying husk.
B) Turned into a Mindless sex slave from some lesser vampire
C) Turned into a Vampire by Nosferatu himself so that he may torture her for all eternity for portraying vampires in her book as such falsified versions of the real deal. And to prove that Vampire’s don’t sparkle, when he’s done, he’d throw her into the sunlight.
That is all. I shall now expect the twi-tards to rant me out on how I don’t know “Good literature”. While I’ll be re-reading the Chronicles of Narnia.
Spike is a fill in character that tried to recreated the love and hate relationship between Buffy and Angel. Angel is the real deal (although if you watch the very first episodes of Buffy like the first season, you will find a very twilighted Angel), Spike shouldn’t serve as an example for nothing.
And die hard twilight fans, go watch the first two seasons of “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” and see if you recognize a thing or two.
And yes Angel enters in the counting of the count, than he dusts everybody in that list in exception of Blade. They would go out and have a beer.
Buffy was THE WORST SHOW EVER. Sarah Michelle Gellar was completly not hot, so was David Boreanaz. The storyline and special effects were terrible at best. Twilight is a much more deep ad meaningfull story, and the couple is hotter too.
You had me until that last sentence. No offense to anyone who was a fan, but Buffy was cornier than Iowa, and Twilight is cheesier than Wisconsin. Put ‘em together, and you got world class vampire nachos.
I thought all the corn was in Utah and Indiana.
Meaningful. So you’re saying that the story has a purpose? What purpose does it have other than give girls an anti sue main character to superimpose themselves onto for a bizarre style of wish fulfillment? Not even the main character in question has that much of a purpose; Bella doesn’t have any dreams to follow other than to be Edward’s girlfriend/spouse and to be a sparkly walking corpse that drinks the blood of animals. Twilight has a meaning?
Oh, and the attractiveness of a character is not evident in a book, and RPattz is not my cup of tea, appearance wise.
Hotness is subjective, hon.
I thought angel just fought demons, he only fought vampires when they were up to evils.
Has the house-entering restriction always been one of their weaknesses? I think that’s the first time I’ve heard that one.
It’s a weakness from the classic period, before Stoker’s Dracula even.
Its not even that Edward sparkles, its the fact the word “Vampire” was tacked on to justify a set of superpowers to make him an unoriginal invincible protagonist, with some blood-sucking thrown in for a basic justification. The “I’m a killer” angle falls flat because those he kills are arseholes, antagonists or both. Whats left is that he’s apparently liable to kill Bella, which of course just seems creepy as he’s never convincingly shown to have more to it than that.
The characters themselves are, ultimately, estrogen brigade bait. Ed is a Boyfriend Sue loaded up on ideal traits – He’s strong, he’s dangerous, he’s brooding, etc etc – to someone high on early teen sexual imaginings. With all due respect to women, you all can be as “dumb” as men when something tickles your fancies.
Bella is bland on purpose, loaded with tropes and common elements of girls who would be reading the books so that they don’t analyze the character too deeply and allows them to self-insert.
The deepest flaw has to be the author. From all I can tell, this is the highest point of her talents and rejects any critique of her work, including those intended to be constructive. Creepy enough, she surrounds herself with friends/family who only shore up her self-obsessed ego and once said Edward was her ideal husband … While she herself was married.
In addition to Bella being such a cardboard cutout of a character, there’s also the incessant quoting of Wuthering Heights between her and Edward. What better way to cover your literary inadequacies than by directly ripping off someone else’s work?
As far as the Twilight series being the height of S’Meyer’s talents, I’ve heard that The Host was written far better. It’s just that, well, it’s not as marketable to teenage girls, and let’s face it, teenagers are like walking piggy banks in this market. Adults will buy the book, see the movie once or twice, and maybe buy the DVD or BluRay. Teenagers will buy virtually any merchandise derived from the story, characters or related artwork.
Fellow tropers?
TROPERS UNITE!!!!!
FUCKING WIN!!! the final pic is now my psp BG
Isn’t Blade a vampire HUNTER?
Blade is a vampire hunter who is also a vampire.
He’s PART vampire. He doesn’t burn in sun or all the fears/allergies/whatever.
Just the blood sucking part.
I always hoped blade or thye Count would kill lil’ Eddie the Emo Sparkly kid.
This pic is Pure Epic Win! They should make a t-shirt of the Count punching Edward, infact I think I will.
Counting Count WIN !!!!
He should have counted Bela Lugosi & Christopher Lee!!!
in all fairness to edward, at least he drinks blood… the count doesn’t even drink animal blood.
EAGLE PUNCH
Whatever everyone, quit hating on Twilight, it’s so old now it’s not even funny. And a word to all of you, we all know that Edward isn’t real. We know that vampires don’t exist. They are just MADE-UP fantasy characters. There are no real requirements for a vampire, except that they are undead beings that drink blood. Stephenie Meyer can change the qualities of “normal” vampires if she wishes to. That’s why these books appeal to so many people and are so popular, because it’s DIFFERENT. For decades vampires have existed as the same old thing over and over again. It’s nice to have a change after all these years. Change is good. Also, liking Twilight, it’s a preference. Some of you prefer rap over classical music. This is the same. We prefer Stephenie’s version of vampires over the old school vamps. So go ahead and start the negative comments. I don’t care. This is a free country, with free speech. I’m glad I put my point out here. Not only has Twilight renewed my interest in reading, it’s opened up a whole new world of books that I wouldn’t even think about reading before. Twilight is phenomenon.