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I joined them in their DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
ditto
Twilight sucks!!
Statler and Waldorf FTW
Love it
truly epic win
seconded.
Screw you Twilight readers
I agree… i read them to see what people were going so insane for…I ended up very disappointed….the books are crap….and the movies r even worse!
Oh SNAP!!!
I’m sorry, not even $50 million’s worth of writing lessons could help her.
This is somehow more depressing than funny…
Well, go with the motivational posters, then–if she can make that much, then *any* third-rate hack fanfic writer should be able to!
Even NPR has figured it out: http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2010/03/the_writing_style_of_twilight.html?sc=fb&cc=fp
That was a great read, thanks!
I agree, thanks for that link
Best part of the discussion in this link:
Marc: Also, in an incident that damns both Meyer and her editor, there is a line about “dust moats” floating in the light. …Moats. Of dust.
Ah, here it is: “I ate breakfast cheerily, watching the dust moats stirring in the sunlight that streamed in the back window.” I think she was going for “mote”: “a small particle; speck.”
Linda: Dust moats! Dusty moats! Moaty dust!
Marc: Keeping out the dust barbarians!
Linda: “If you want my daughter, the princess, you shall have to cross this MOAT OF DUST!”
Marc: “Lower the lint drawbridge!”
Linda: “Sic the bunnies!” Hee hee, “moats.”
Marc: RIGHT?
Linda: “Stay outta the castle!”
Marc: “Or fear the wrath of my poor housekeeping!”
We shouldn’t waste a professional’s time with lessons. After all, that professional could help actual people with their careers in writing, rather than spend a worthless couple of years worth of appointments catering to Stephanie Meyer.
And now I’m off to pa-troll another arm of the galaxy! *whoosh!*
BYE PA-TROLL MAN!!!
:D:D:D:D
I’m about 12 weeks too late…But
ZING
All that money and she doesn’t think to get a thesaurus.
No, she got a thesaurus. That was one of her problems. She abused the poor reference tool. Did you ever see how many words she came up with for ‘sparkling’?
Augh. It was bad. >>
If the woman had a thesaurus she could have avoided over-using chagrin.
And “beautiful” ferfrigginsakes.
DOHOHO. *Stephenie.
Classic humor (Statler and Waldorf) meets overplayed ironic (if you’re sick of hearing about Twilight, stop talking about it) meme. Meh.
Actually, it’s more that we’re sick of the fans talking about it. Granted I had the same reaction to Harry Potter, and at least *that* isn’t written like Agony in Pink…
No amount of money is going to make her a good writer. You can’t buy miracles.
LMAO.
So true.
I don’t think it would help. Not even $50 million can buy a miracle.
DOHOHOHOHO!
THIS RIGHT HERE.
F*cking writing, how does that work?
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
True. But not funny.
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!
I love Statler and Waldorf comix, There needs to be more, Although it would become an overused meme that stops being funny after a week, I still wanna see more.
Unoriginal.. Exact same comixed posted a few days ago.
That’s because I made them both.
God save the muppets!
haha
OH HOW ORIGINAL OF A JOKE xdxdxd
50 Million? That’s over NINETHOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Does anyone see the ad to the right?! It’s a twilight knockoff, and it seems to have borrowed a lot.
“Your love is as immortal as he is.” lol
i have to say, im not a fan of dissing books/movies/celebs or watever, but this….. lmaoo xD nicee
Come on her books weren’t half bad.
Yeah they were all bad!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!