Olivia Bristow GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN home when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, “Toma sota balcu” as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bed … See Morestarring straight into your eyes. She will suffocate……… you… like she was suffocated. This story is sadly true. If you post this 5 different times she will not bother you
I think this is pretty damn funny, actually, and I’m female. So I guess having a sense of humor makes me a self-degrading sexist moron in the eyes of an over-the-top feminist with a holier-than-thou complex, huh?
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Oh man, these Pickard jokes are too good…
ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roll on the laughing floor? xD
roflysst
rolling on the floor laughing at your silly silly turban?
Bill Bailey win.
hahahah!!!!!!!!! rolf.
Rolf is a name, don’t make fun of it ROFL.
*tries to fave this comment*
._. I want a laughing floor! D:
*sobs*
Correction…ROFL
lol
Picard don’t play that, not even on Christmas!!!
well done sir !
ORLY?
ORLY? I ‘ardly know ‘er!
LOL!!!
I love these.
OK, that was awesome! Seriously. Give us more Picard comics!
LOVE IT!
Oh man! I’m having such a crap day and that totally MMD! Thank you!
Yes…well…that may be very well BUTYT
hahaha
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Excellent resolution, too. Dunno source FTW!
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Olivia Bristow GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN home when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, “Toma sota balcu” as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bed … See Morestarring straight into your eyes. She will suffocate……… you… like she was suffocated. This story is sadly true. If you post this 5 different times she will not bother you
Dark, man
Cool story, bro
Please go eat a big heaping bowl of dicks, you superstitious f**ktard.
*sigh* Joy. I’m going to be suffocated 6 times tonight.
I’m certain that my cats would help, too. ^-^
I’m starting to think that the moderators don’t actually moderate anything on these sites.
Not more Picard!!!!! More Kirk Comixed!!!!
if the screencaps had been off by a tiny bit this would have failed, but that last panel really makes the shot for me!
Weird.
AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!
I’m the source. I made this for Reddit.com two weeks ago.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/bg46v/toot_toot/
Hats off..
Bravo! I lol’d for real.
/old school Trekkie
//Picard could kick Kirk’s ass any day
///The Shat still rules, though
Cool! Does this mean we have a connection to the Source?
*goes outside to stop traffic with his mind*
what’s funny?
You are now reading this in his voice…
YES I TOTALLY DID!
“Wrote a song about it! Like to hear h’it go.”
“Well here it comes!”
LMMAO Yes I did read it in his voice too. That was awesome.
omgwtf!! rotflol
this is completely unrealistic. picard would never say something like that.
Picard might not say it but Patrick Stewart most certainly would.
Agreed. It’s a fucking word, directed at ONE fucking person. Oops, sorry to call a woman a “fucking” person, the sexist bastard in me came out.
Wtf?
Wut.
gosh that is just so damn funny! how could someone not think that Pickard jokes are hilarious!
Feminazi?
…and the two last screens give it the”uncomfortable pause”, with those perfect looks at eachother…over the top!
agreed! Not often do these things raise anything more than a little snigger, but that was funny.
Hey GMH…Does it smell like updog in here?…………….
Just LOLd.
Great combination of humor and pictures ….
Props to the creator for making me laugh so hard.
Haha! Nice job who ever made that! It made me laugh! (And that is not easy!)
this really cooooooooooool
I laughed sooo hard a little bit of wee came out ><
thanks for that.
thanks for telling us that.
*Toot* *Toot*
Haha – Pwnd
hehe
But by that time I’ve already seen everything!
I don’t believe you, but I still think you’re awesome for never apologizing. Sorry I noticed that. I will probably join you in hell.
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I think this is pretty damn funny, actually, and I’m female. So I guess having a sense of humor makes me a self-degrading sexist moron in the eyes of an over-the-top feminist with a holier-than-thou complex, huh?
Hilarious~! :3
This made me laugh harder than anything I’ve seen on the internet in years. Weeks later, I still think of it and crack up every time.
Bravo, good sir. Bravo.
I’m pretty sure she’s not a lt. commander – she’s wearing blue. That’s science or medical.
*hangs head in shame* Oh God it’s worse than I thought!
that was pretty comical
Why can’t I make this comic one of my favorites? There’s no button.
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