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Though I’m beyond tired of anything to do with Chuck Norris, I can’t stand Berlusconi. I love this one!
For a second I thought it was Vladimir Putin and then I said to myself, “Hey Vladimir Putin can’t be hurt he is satan except awesome” Vladimir Putin was name before Barack on the most powerful list, pfft. Vladimir Putin runs the largest, 6 million men army, more weapon country but America thinks they are the best ALWAYS. Reliable, cheap, easy to produce AK-47 or 74? Or expensive, cloggy, weak, hard to make fiberglass frame, toy gun? Fiberglass breaks so fast unless it is made completely perfect each time. Only Russian weapon with fiberglass (Steel, not sure about if it is fiberglass.) weapon is the AN-94. Fires 2 shots at once (Overkill if headshot or chestshot) if set and it has literally no recoil. Take that list.
Medications. Get some. NOW.
Zuh?
You seem to have some hostility towards Americans… this might be news to you, but the Cold War is over so let it die (plus, we won!). Besides that, (most) Americans know they’re not the best at everything, we just have a lot of national pride and like to voice it. If you have a problem with this… well to bad. Americans are boisterous, so love us or hate us, we speak our mind.
Anyway back on topic. Why are you comparing Obama and Putin? That’s like comparing Yeltsin and JFK (haha I had to google another Russian President), or chocolate to bananas… why? And more so, why are you comparing Putin to Satan?! From what I understand, Putin saved Russia from the brink of collapse and cut the unemployment rate in half… As for your left-field rant about rifles, I’d go with an AUG A1 or a FN FAl over an AK47 and a AUG A3 or a TAVOR over an AN-94 any day. Plus, no offense, but the Russians “stole” the AKs design from the German STG 44.
I got bored when i got past the first two rows, the idea is that 50%+1 of americans that voted are mentally challenged electing an imbecile like Bush two times in a row. As for russians they have a small penis complex that makes them go for big weapons.
PS: China will rule the world so get over yourselves – I’m not happy about it either.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! PLZ the Chinese military sucks ASS. the only advantage they have is their numbers and the US weapons would cut them down very quickly. besides if china did rule the world we would be right next to them, china and the US will always be allies.
‘china and the US will always be allies’ you’re kidding right? you have zero idea.
Chuck Norris is doing hits now?!
Isn’t this, what, the third day in a row that this thing ran? In the newsletter, at least. Gotta be the third time I’ve seen it.
WIN!
I propose a bill that makes the Chuck Norris phone call a regular on this site.
ha-ha!.. (ostrige from Family Guy – LOL)
Mdr…
Et Chuck Norris n’a même pas dû se déplacer pour ça, il a juste contrôlé un “déséquilibré” par la pensée…
what???
Let me try to translate that:
“Mdr…
Et Chuck Norris n’a même pas dû se déplacer pour ça, il a juste contrôlé un “déséquilibré” par la pensée…”
Crap…
And Chuck Norris wouldn’t move for that, he would just control an imbalance through his thoughts…
… wait. What? Either my French sucks or this sentence doesn’t make any sense. Or both.
Somehow, I think Chuck is the last person Obama would call for an assist. Chuck no like Obama. The Pres would have better luck with Edward Norton; ala Hulk or Fight Club.
Roundhouse Kicked LOL
It’s Obama Chuck needs to beat up!!
Well, this makes Berlusconi the only being in the universe (and more) capable of surviving to a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris, which is quite awesome.
Also, how sneaky by Obama :-S
just fuckin epic
Too bad Chuck Norris is a Right-Wing nut-job and would never assist Obama.. even if Obama is almost a republican too.
Too bad Obama is a liberal puppet who was a freshmen senator and never had a substantial piece of legislation passed that defined him before being called on to become president, a man that even his secretary of state, Hillary Clinton, called a socialist during the Democratic primaries. A man whom Clinton slandered for affiliation with William Ayers (long before Palin did). He would never get Chuck Norris’s assistance unless he bribed his state with millions of federal dollars (like he did to get key blue dog Dems to vote for health care.)
Long live Norris…..mother fucker.
Wow how nice of you to warn the rest of the world that u are a brain damaged retard plutocrate except with no money at all so u wack off your stupid shit on this site. Remember folks shoot on sight.
Magaaaaari ce lo togliesse dalle balle per qualche decennio !
man I need to call him
He was disappoint XD
WWWWWWWWWWWHATTTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Please, do it…please!
an italian
The right hand of Obama.
If Chuck Norris really hit him he wouldn’t survive it…
Or at least no face left…
god damn italians trying to impress your lady. been there.
anying people, italians…